left with lint...and an action figure of your main Hero/Villain
I paid for medicine and got
An incurable disease.
I paid off my would be assasin and got...
ran over by a truck while crossing the street, two minutes after that.
I paid to play and got...
played.
I paid my subscription fee and got ...
A vet badge
I bought Emmi some new shoes and got...
to put them on for me 
I bought a buncha old comic books and got ...
A priceless copy of your favorite mag, mint condition.
I paid in toonies and loonies and got...
goonies.
I paid 20 large and got...
40 medium 
I paid my car insurance and got ...
a date with a caveman.
I paid via wire and got...
Jack
I paid with a kiss and got
Herpies.
I paid the protection money and got...
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Raided by another crime family anyway.
I paid back the Don of this other family and got...
The Dan.
I paid myself and got...
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a savings account
I paid my share and got...
a meal
I paid with my life and got...
Rejected
I paid with Doctor_What's life and got...
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thrown in jail
I paid with a prophecy given to me in my sleep (one I really hated too) and got...
The ascension of Angryellow as King of the Earth, and his taking of Emmi Blaze as his Queen.
I ordered Doctor What to be my personal jester and got...
a bunch of flatulence jokes.
I paid my keyboard and mouse for...
an upgrade to a gaming keyboard and mouse.
I paid $59.95 and got ...
new headphones that block out all outer noise!
I paid with a headache and got...
an earache 
I paid my parking ticket, but I got ...
....framed! O.o
I paid emmi's bail and got....
The shaft.
I paid everything in my pockets and got ...