You get what you pay for


Angryellow

 

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roadkill surprise for dinner!

I paid with a bottle of wine and got ...


 

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a glass of vinegar instead.

I paid with tar and feathers and got...


 

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almost a full bottle of Coke.

I paid $75.00 and got ...


 

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froo-froo food at a "fancy" restaurant.

I paid $15 bucks and pocket lint and got...


 

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...not too much


I paid a bit at a time and got...


 

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...major debt and then a bailout.


I paid with tears and got...


 

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my heart ripped out and stomped on.

I paid with my life and got ...


 

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death.

I paid with porcupine quills and grass and got.


 

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The Swine flu vaccine.


I paid with a banana peel and got...


 

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The core of an apple

I paid with the souls of a few good men and got...


 

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so much satisfaction

I paid with a Sham-wow and got ...


 

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........mess-free

I paid with an endorsed tv advertisement and got....


 

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mind funked by Billy Mays.

I paid only $19.95 plus shipping and handling and got ...


 

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Billy Mays' undershorts.

I paid with an IOU and got...


 

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beaten up.

I paid with shampoo and pieces of garlic and got...


 

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A shaggy-haired reverse vampire.

I paid with 2 paper clips, an elastic band, and a bottle of kerosene and I got...


 

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MacGyver incarnate.

I paid with a bottle of nail polish remover, some lipstick and a compact and got ...


 

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A bad molotov cocktail that explodes in your hand.

I paid with worry and got...


 

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sniped

I paid for lunch and got ...


 

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An ulcer and gray hair.


I paid with a chilli dog and got...


 

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Angry, don't fix your post....it's perfect.

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I paid with a chilli dog and got...

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a hot dog.

I paid with mustard and got...


 

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Mustard gassed.

I paid with nails and got...


 

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hammered.

I paid with a dead mousey and a laser death rifle and I got...


 

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a ballpeen hammer.

I paied with a bag of orange rinds and got...


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