smacked by Tie Domi.
I paid $375.00 and got ...
kissed by Tie Domi.
I paid a visit to Gary Bettman's office and got...
Suspended indefinitely.
I paid for a Red Wings-Flyers Finals rematch and got...
jipped cuz it ain't gonna happen.
I paid for a vintage Steve Yzerman jersey and got ...
A piece of Steve Yzerman bedroom furniture (it's true, he has his own line of furniture).
I traded my shift at the work this evening for...
an evening with my catgirl! (and Steve Yzerman really has his own furniture line? lol)
I paid $2,000 and got ...
a stick signed by Eric "The Bimbo" Lindros.
I paid off the zamboni driver and got...
To ride the Zamboni all day long, even during the game.
I paid a talentless goon to fight the other team's goon and got...
an added bonus for your evening: an evening with my catgirl!
I paid $9.99 and got...
Caigirl Fancy magazine 
I paid admission at the movies and got ...
To sit next to Chester A. Bum
I paid nothing and got...
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
a good time
i paid $100.00 and got...
a better time.
I paid the piper $50 not to play today and got...
Rats. Lots of rats.
I paid a peanut, and got...
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
a squirrel
I Paid Peter Pan and got,
Eternal youth
I paid myslef and got,
a typo
I paid an I paid and got
Evil
I paid the man and got....
taxed more the following year
I paid an empty candybar wrapper and some toenail clippings and got...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
a pedicure and a wet nap.
I paid with a phone handset receiver and got ...
beeped at....
I paid homage and got...
Massive disrespect
I paid The Undertaker and got...
a Tombstone.
I paid $12.95 and got ...
cheap sunglasses.
I haven't paid a dime yet and got...
attacked by Penguins.
I paid no attention to the NHL and got...