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Posting more on the forums makes you a good player. Honest.
It's alright if you don't know how to play your characters with Storm Summoning. Why? Because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.
There is no Rikti Mind Trick.
At the end of this mission your teammates will attack you for bonus points, be prepared!
Nah, there's no bounty on your head! Really! This is just Siren's Call...relax, kick back, enjoy the oceanfront view!
Psst.... don't look now, but there's a Stalker lookin over your shoulder.... might be trouble
Your mom called. She wants you to put out the trash.
Ignore distractions, we're trying to get the world record for most people hooked on an MMO.
Did you know you are missing out on watching your favourite TV shows, and you forgot to set the TiVo?
Afraid you are missing Friends? It's ok the show was cancelled while you were MMOing.
You can achieve a higher XP per hour return if you use a catheter.
Might be a good idea to put our pants back on.
everyone with steamy mist....DESERVES TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Powers don't cause lag. Crying does. Don't cry about lag.
There is no such things as ghosts. Since they are not real, they can't harm you if you run into what you think are ghosts.
Snakes tastes like chicken. They say the same about humans.
Issue 13 will crash your computer, giving you thirteen years bad mojo.
Winners don't use drugs!
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
Did you call in to work to make this raid?
Going over 100bps on the Information Highway's going to cost you, Sonny!
There is no Nemesis, only Zuul.
Jumping in line when connecting to the game servers will result in permanent banning from all amusement parks in the world.
ED is a Nemesis Plot. So is enhancement diversification.
The blimp in Atlas Park is only recording you for the safety of yourself and the public.
If you wanna have fun land your flyers on the blimp.
Send all your pastries to NCNC.
For all official definitions of game jargon, please refer to TheFrog's New World Dictionary, 5th Edition.
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