Rejected Loading Screen Tips


Agent79

 

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Move along! Nothing to see here!


 

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We know if you've been naughty or nice.


 

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Blame the tank every time you faceplant.


 

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Stop me if you heard this one before. A priss, a ribeye, and a corn on the cob walk into a bar....


 

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there is no cow level... Seriously, that's Blizzards thing


 

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You will never be as tough as a civilian.


 

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Put your hands behind your back! Book 'em, Posi!


 

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Eat More Chicken


 

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The Devs have ran all of your MA Arcs on test and have decided to make a last minute I14 badge celebrating your keen ingenuity...

*headdesk*


 

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This mission is bugged


 

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Mission Architect or How to annoy alot of people with bad puns. The Yolks on You now open for play on Test.


 

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Plaese tun on ur Speelcheck while in teh Mishun Architeckt


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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Eat more blues


 

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Congratulations!

You have been randomly selected to receive Armageddon
Please Standby


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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If you look closely enough to the screen, you'll see pics of Devs chained to their desks!

Congratulations, you're the 1,000,000,000th Scrapper to be created!

Statesman and Lord Recluse are brothers-in-law, and it shows! 'Til death do they part!

The real reason why the Valentine's Event has barely changed over the years is you haven't been buying enough Valentine packs! So get cracking and buy it already!

If you can read this Loading Screen Tip, you are too close!


 

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Do you have dishpan hands?


 

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If you are playing this game, you are a filthy exploiter.


 

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It could be a Nemesis Plot.


 

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CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin. Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Please do not play this game unless you are over 40.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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If you keep killing Helions in AP, you are a loser.


Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MA arc #117314!! Try it nao!!