Rejected Loading Screen Tips


Agent79

 

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Do... you... want... to... play... a... game?


 

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<ERROR IN MISSION LOADING DATABASE>
<SYSTEM CRASH IN 10 SECONDS>


 

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Do NOT, under any circumstances, press the Awesome button


 

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What comes up, must come down! Sorry to catch you with your pants down!


Sorry but all of our game servers are busy right now. Please hold, because your gameplay is important to us.... *snicker*


 

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Performing hard disk integrity scan. OMG, what have you been downloading?!?


 

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Well, what else are ya gonna play?


Yeah, I didn't think so.


 

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Please wait while we upload your entire hard drive to the intrawebz. Even them secret files you have hidden. Yeah, we found them.


 

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this is an easy mission, you'll get through it no problem

*As soon as the mission starts you are ambushed by a bunch of purples*


 

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Sorry about the purples, they were supposed to be puppies. Blame Positron.


 

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What is with you? You only have the mission set to Heroic?! Go back and go for the highest difficulty, whimp!


 

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Got an aura? Rock it!!


 

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Never EVER use any inspirations, no matter what!


 

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Don't forget to wear your helmet!


 

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Never EVER use any inspirations, no matter what!

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Even green ones?


 

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'specially GREEN ones!


 

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visual scan almost complete. Please put on your rubber pants before proceeding to mission.


 

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Pocket D! The only place you can get caught cyboring by a stranger, yet leave with a new friend.


 

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Yo! This is the Hip Tip saying Don't talk like this, man. PEACE!


 

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Screw you AND the horse you rode in on.


 

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You noob...



That is all...



"I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%"
~L

 

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Mastermind of puppets, pulling their strings


 

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Splash Screens are overrated we prefer you read useless stuff........carrion.