What is another name for the phrase pilots shout into the radio when they are in distress?
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Where are the good men dead, in the heart, or in the head?
A woodchuck could chuck, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How do you use wood and chuck in a tongue twister?
bobbing for apples and mistletoe
What you did last night at the Christmas Party?
A Penny Saved
Character List
Mistress Marabelle: Oh! She sent us Lunchmeat as a present!
Globals - @Be Healed @Be Natural
what my tax advisor said i have left over in the bank
11 monkees and a bannana tree
What did the producers of The Monkees come up with to try to save the show?
An empty warehouse
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What did the Feds find at the waterfront?
The price of tea in China.
What's a good investment future these days?
Gold plated ice cream bowls
what christmas gift did Korith have to exchange ?
a penny for your thoughts
With the way the economy's going, what's the cheapest thing I can buy?
A frosted animal cracker and Spam sandwich
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
Visit Amarillo
Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
Could I get something without so much Spam in it?
That's the way the cookie crumbles.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
can you try not to get crumbs on my couch ?
Strawberry soda doesn't taste like strawberries
If you had to use the word strawberry twice in the same sentence, how would you do it?
He choked on a dandelion.
What was the M.E.'s decision?
It's actually a gopher...
Word...
Are you happy to see me or is that a banana in your pocket?
mo' money
What movie did you learn about credit card fraud from? /facepalm
One Million Dollars
How much does the new Adobe Photoshop cost?
If you'd ever eaten a jackal you would!
Would you consider eating a dog?
Three barrels of pureed elephant.
What did you use to make this casserole?
A deck of cards and a cup of hot chocolate.
What did you just put down your pants?
Chimichanga Thunder
what happened to the bathroom?
easter egg hunt in brazil.
What's the best place to catch the Easter Bunny?
Three quarts of 10W-30 motor oil and a banana
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
Visit Amarillo
Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
What did you buy at Wal-Mart?
Midgets in green jumpsuits with orange hats and blue beards
What is the team uniform of the Korean inf farmers?
An intestine full of cabbage.
What is served during afternoon tea?
1st of May