Question the Answer.


Angryellow

 

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What is the stock symbol for the Soup to Nuts, Limited company?

a glass wig.


 

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What did Cinderfella leave at the bar?

cheeto puffs and wood glue


 

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what is the wrong way to make cheesy poofs?

Grand slam


 

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What is the nickname for a 1000 dollar a session dominatrix?

Waffle Fries



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what comes after pancake tater tots?

yawn thud snore


 

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What immediately happens after taking Nyquil?

self destruct in 5, 4, 3...


 

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what does my computer say when i hit the red button?

spore eyesore


 

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What happens after playing Spore for 24 hours straight?

macbook and peanut butter


 

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Are two things I'm allergic to!

Coffee and three litres of cream cheese


 

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What is the secret ingrediant in your high schools "Hot dish Surprize "

3 blinking red dots


 

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What was on the bomb that the Nemesis left under the Atlas statue?

Peanut butter


 

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What you call a legume who jumps ahead of everyone in line.

Steam Roller


 

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What time is it when I show up to the Halloween party in a banana suit?

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!


Grey Goose and Hennessey.


"I do it better than anybody you've ever seen do it.
The screams from the haters, it's got a nice ring to it.
I guess every super hero needs his theme music .."

 

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What characters did the "adult" nursery rhyme have in it?

tear and bitties


 

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Q) What's the latest series of Animal Planet pornography?

A) Jack and Jill


 

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Q) name two people that won't be elected US president & vise-president


A) a straw in the nose and a Q-tip in the ear.


 

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How did Professor Plum commit the murder in the new family friendly edition of Clue?

rock salt


 

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With what shotgun ammo did my father shoot my ex-boyfriend?

Full fathom five.


 

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What were three runners-up in the "Name Your Favorite F-Word" competition ?

Mister Subtle


 

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What is a less-than-endering nickname for an oversexed fratboy?

Pierre Bismarck


 

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if north and south dakota became one state, where would they put the capital ?


spider man and copy machine.


 

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Who keeps spreading these revealing pictures of J. Jonah Jameson around town, and how is this person creating so many copies?

The 5th of November.


 

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When is Guy Fawkes night?

Tea and biscuits