What did I have for breakfast?
Goldie Hawn
MILF?
Playing dominoes with a gorilla.
When will winning involve a banana and a proctologist?
Standing ovation at the homeless shelter
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
The one thing that jerk Hammer could always get that I never could.
City of Bacon / City of Bean Curd
What are the villain and hero verions of the new Biggest Loser MMO called?
(In Rikti Speak) Salad: Tossed
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Query: Poison Gas:Causes
Jungle Book
What book did "Talespin" the cartoon pull its characters from?
Robin Williams and Morgan Freeman
Who are the last two actors in the running to play Scirocco in the City of movie?
you tube
My Deviant Art page link-link
CoH/V Fan Videos
Where are they looking for the director of the City of movie if Uwe Boll turns them down?
NCIS
What can Nasty Cans of Icky Snot be shortened too?
google this
What is the hot new insult phrase?
squid soup
What is Mako's pet name for Barracuda's umm... yeah...
Kinder garden.
Were do the wild things grow?
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Death on Toast
what is ray charles' stripper name?
a barn, a rooster and a wagon wheel.
What are the three most common items driven thru trees by a tornado?
The disembodied head of Col. Sanders.
Self Proclaimed KING of Radiation
My Post count is > Dave Winfield
The Smoking Lounge. Saturdays @ Midnight on The Switch
What is the 97th most common thing to see when you're tripping on LSD?
A tornado and a moose.
What's the name of the new movie that Kevin Bacon is producing?
Crab grass soda
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What is the only drink rejected by the Jones Soda Company?
Monster Mash
A. New seasonal menu item at Denny's.
Brush hog
What motorcycle uses wood from a chipper as fuel?
Lighthouse and Positron
Who where the first teo hero's to line up when same sex marrage was aloud in COX ??
a ball point pen, a quart of oil, and a bag of doritos.
What does MacGyver fix a broken wing on a plane with?
SNL
Who are my brothers?
Two ham sandwiches and a small banana.