What do you get when you squeeze one of Gladys Knight's backup singers?
Frothy and delicious.
How would you describe a Toad Smoothie?
straight up with a twist
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How does Santa climb Chimneys ??
infeild fly rule
What law oversees the dangerous combination of insects and British 303 rifles?
Slippery when wet.
What did that sign say?
a horse and a mule
what was the rejected title of "the little mermaid"
W.K.R.P , M.A.S.H & C.S.I
Wat is the initial report from CBS?
CSI:Paragon City
What's the one CSI spin-off that won't involve gallons of semen?
Not if you know what's good for you.
Should I poke Ziggy in the eye?
Bad, bad, bad dog
what did i say after my dog wiz'd on the jehovah witness's leg.
ring tone
What do you call the green spot on your finger after wearing cheap jewelry?
A brand new knob polisher.
what does ziggy want for his head for Christmas?
Cracker Jacks and Napalm.
Hmmm what should I have for a tasty treat?
Bored at work
What's the leading demographic for adult websites?
Virtually everyone you know.
Who is really an alien from another planet?
21 and a zebra in a dress.
"I do it better than anybody you've ever seen do it.
The screams from the haters, it's got a nice ring to it.
I guess every super hero needs his theme music .."
Who here likes me.
Left foot red.
How can you tell when Cannonball has been experimenting with hallucinogens and oil paints?
Because Grandma says so!
when should you change grandpa's Depends ?
biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
What does the biggest cat in North Dakota chase?
pain in the neck
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What malady can a ****** claim on her work insurance?
A xylophone made of marshmallows.
What is the best instrument upon which to play "The Sound of Silence"?
An Orangutan in a g-string
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
What was Steelclaw's Prom date?
Greased lightening.
What was Synapse's nickname during his teenage years with acne?
A pound of spinach and three raw eggs
Name 4 things banned as sex toys in Boston.
Blue's Clues
What did Ziggy accidentally have released at a recent wedding?
pip squeak
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