So what'd you dream of last night that made you wash your sheets?
Uncle Ralph in his pink bathrobe and a cup of milk
You saw WHAT at the restraunt!?!
The midgets in green jumpsuits and the flaming dwarves
Who would you recommend I call to fix my house?
A few dozen lira.. but no more.
what are you willing to pay for an Italian pizza ?
a walk down Pennsylvania Avenue to the white house
Where would be the WORST place in America to pull a gun in public?
This Question the Answer forum
Where can I find some of the strangest items in the world?
A Knork and a Spork
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What do you get when you combine the DNA of all the silverware on a table?
road runners and pitch forks
What are Wile E. Coyote's greatest foes?
Banana flavored underwear.
what did the monkee give his girlfiend for valentines day ?
a smoke detector, and a can of butain.
What are two things that can prevent you from burning down the house and help you at the same time?
"butt"er cream and laxative
What are two things that are good to have at hand after Thanksgiving dinner?
An energetic Great Dane trying to play with a cat
What is a recipe for disaster?
kids and electrical outlets
Name two charges.
A large, pink ball of cotton.
How do you know when your girlfriend is out of pads.
Backstabbing
What was that lvl 50 stalker doing in pvp yesterday?
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What was that lvl 50 stalker doing in pvp yesterday?
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oops heh! 
A chemistry textbook and guitar strings
Name two common household items that can be lethal in the right hands.
Keyboard with a Turbo button.
What do I REALLY wished I owned so I could play my keyboard even faster?
Dawn of Disaster
What was the name of that song again?
a mastermind with duck minions
Who left Donald, Howard and Daffy just sitting in the closet like this?
22 light bulbs and 16 ladders
How many light bulbs and ladders does it take to change a Polish person?
pork rinds and natural light
My buddy and I want to roll a new duo...got any cool names?
One case of tomato flavoured Jello
What was the least successful Attack of the Killer Tomatoes product Spin-off?
Two "Killer" sized plates of "Suicide" Buffalo Wings.
What is the worst thing you can buy your significant other on Valentines day?
Two dozen otters and some hand lotion.
What is something you want to make sure you don't have before going on a first date?
Red, hot flaming dwarves with plaid beards and purple polka-dotted long, flowing hair.
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
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Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"