What did Al Gore claim was his problem ?
Freaze Dried Steak
What do you get when you stab a cryogenic Dracula?
Eek and Destroy
What sounds like a cartoon cat's name and a military command combined?
Dark Claw
Who was your favorite Amalgam Comics character?
Root Beer and Cream Soda
What do you mix to make root of soda and beer cream?
sleep depravation and a laxative
What are the only 2 things still on Bush's "defined as torture" list?
God, I'm sooooooo bored!!!!!
What does a villain who's trying to find a team say?
chicks, man
What do you get if an egg comes out your butt?
Feet first
What's the best way to jump into the Artic Ocean?
Blubber and gas
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What two things does a whale have after eating Taco Bell?
beans and franks
What's the worst Marvel team up history?
Leo, Annie, Quincy and June.
What are the names of a lion, an orphan, a guy with the last name of Jones, and a summer month?
nuts and bolts
What two things did Zeus hold in his hands?
Aqua Velva
What was the name of that perfume that smelled of dead skunks?
Ergo giants
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
giants that fit in compact spaces
Writing on the wall
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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What did my 3 year old nieces do to their brand new walls in their house?
cat scratch fever
What was your favorite euphemism for self-abuse as a teenager?
Haggard and brutalized
What did your parents call your teenage years?
Stones and Preps
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What were some rejected names for the gangs in West Side Story?
Free Cake
What ploy do you use to get a girl into bed?
Mongolian Spellcheck Program
what was the Xiongnu empire looking for when they invaded china in the 5th century ?
Tonka Trucks
After the Apocalypse, what will the cockroaches have to play with?
a heaping helping of our hospitality
What is the defense plan for alien invasion?
too legit to quit
What sound do your scissors make?
Unintentional Idiocy