What's that in your hair?
Rooting out the good boy
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What do you call it when fatties go bar-hopping?
Rhubarbarita
what is the terminal medical condition from eating too many rhubarb pies?
Dance-off.
How do San Francisco gangs fight?
Drunk too much water
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
Why couldn't you hold your bladder in bed?
Fell off the delivery truck
Why did the banana explode? (It's a Potassium joke.)
Applied Chemistry
What course is your five year old son taking this summer?
Ego-nomics
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What gives you the right?
Fisticuffs and a whole lot of marzipan.
What do you remember from Last year's Bay Area Meet and Greet?
day old bread and water.
What was your last meal?
Bacon grease filled the air
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What caused instant Acne at last year's Bay Area Meet and Greet?
About half a yard of corn syrup.
What's behind your house?
Seventeen radioactive pumas
What was the door prize at last year's Bay Area Meet and Greet?
high pressure system
What method did they use for the Bachelor Auction at last year's Bay Area Meet and Greet?
Now with the fresh taste of sulfur dioxide.
Until when did what flavor last in your mouth after last year's Bay Area Meet and Greet?
Zig-Zag Zebra Zambian Nation
What tongue-twisting phrase resulted in a fist fight at last year's Bay Area Meet and Greet?
Fit to be tied.
And then she said what?
Tonka trucks vs Toyota
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
Name the long awaited sequel to Bambi vs. Godzilla
Red 40, Blue 1
What food coloring do you use on your eggs?
an orange dry erase marker
What goes well with an apple dry eraser?
Grace, Hope, and Love.
What are the first names of the Simpson triplets?
Mini Bust
My Deviant Art page link-link
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What do you call it when Gary Coleman arrests someone?
Sugar salt
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What are two seasonings you use for grilling ostriches?
snickers bar rolled in ranch dorritos
What did KnightofGreen have for breakfast this morning?
snicker snack
My Deviant Art page link-link
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What do you get from headbutting high school lockers?
A 50 foot wide snow plow.
See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately.