what is the Politically Correct term for being hit in the pocketbook.
empty nest
What's left after you scramble condor eggs?
Specifically targeted
If you purposely throw an egg at someone, you have?
Damaged brain case
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What's the latest Hardy Boys mystery involving an amnesiac skateboarder?
12 if you count your nostrils.
How many viable holes does the human body have for copulation?
Thunder Rollers
What do you call the LARGE ladies team of roller derby?
deep fried goodness
What do you call the LARGE ladies team of roller derby, if their day job were as waitresses?
binga, banga, booma
How would an Italian cliche say Bing, bang, boom?
Steven C. Schmucktater
who coachs the LARGE ladies roller derby team
universal joint
What do you call a dive bar where everyone is welcome?
Snow Packers
In rural regions of Alaska, what colloquial epithet is used for gay Eskimos?
Jumping Jack Flash
What nickname was given to Jack when he jumped off a cliff while he was naked?
Fubu
What brand of underwear does Cheney wear?
Godzilla on smack.
What do you call the Bush years?
Beefy brandy
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
who is the leading scorer on the LARGE ladies roller derby league.
Hand Sanitizer
What's Beefy Brandy's favorite drink?
Oops.
Who pooped in the microwave?
9 out of 10 epileptic prostitutes agree.
Shaken or Stirrred?
Midget Hookers on Mars
What will be the first website launched from the Martian Bio-Dome?
Legalized zombies
Now that the Umbrella Corp is a big business donator to Obama, what is his new campaign focus?
puss and boots
What do you see when a stripper that always wears boots?
Bloodsuckers
What's the most unsold candy outside of Transylvania?
Carp and a pancake
What did you have for breakfast?
Hydro-downer
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What pill is the best way to reduce water retention?
Spell Jammer
Why do the Libertarians keep trying?
Expensive pain