What does Art do in his spare time?
Lolly Gaggers
What do you call XXL suckers?
Octopus spit
What is a delicacy to mermaids?
daddy of who
What title were you given by the Who?
Yankees and S'mores
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What are the two things George Steinbrenner wastes his money on?
cat and mouse
What two personalities would be the most dangerous for a schizophrenic dog?
Quantum Physical Fitness
What presidential mandate on schools scares Kheldians the most?
blueberry pancakes and popcorn
If you gutted Roger Ebert, what would you find?
mad xylophone skills
What is the new standard by which to judge "America's Got Talent"?
tiny scratches
What do you get if you cross Wolverine and Ant Man?
Klingon herpes
What did Cyberpup get on his last trip to Kronos (Klingon home world)?
super wedgy
What's the first power a super villain learns in school?
Atomic wedgy!
What power does a super villian need to proform proficiently before graduating?
Heart burning love
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What degree of fondness comes with making love to a pizza chef?
Blame it on the rain.
What did the storm defender say to his team after a complete wipe?
ice, ice, baby
What's main priority for a Hawaiian transvestite?
A Fistfull of Sand Dollars
Which movie in the surf cowboy trilogy came out just prior to "For a Few Conch Shells More"?
Burning the candle at both ends.
My Deviant Art page link-link
CoH/V Fan Videos
How do you get hot wax on both nipples at once?
feverish and constipated
What was your excuse for missing the meeting last week?
Down and out
Can you show me how to get to Sesame Street?
The dog ate it.
What happened to the invading force in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy text game if you accidentally ate the cheese sandwich?
Advanced Tea Substitute
What's easier to get than No-Tea?
Babel fish and Atomic Vector Plotter
What are two things that I have no idea what they are?
Goodbye morning
What is the name of the new autobot in the next Transformer movie?
artichoke hearts