lets all gang up on revan, he's defying the laws of this topic
agreed
*rezzes*
*uses RETCON CANNON to erase revan from the thread*
problem solved, and no revan there is no defense against a retcon cannon.
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
"noo, my rampage was only just starting!"
*convinces a random comic book writer to put Revan back in the thread*
"Retcon _this_!"
*tears page in half*
"So, as I was sa-
ok, lets scrap this topic. Revan ruined it by defying the laws
revan didnt you read my post above yours? i killed you with a 10 ton weight..cartoon style
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rez*
*shakes finger at Entropy and Chaotic*
Naughty, naughty. You didn't kill anybody in your last post's.
*super-glues Entropy's and Chaotic's faces and hands together, then lowers them into a vat of acid, an inch a minute*
*rezzes, but this time as a zombie, wit a brigade of undead-backup dancers*
*Bumbumbumbabum**Clap, clap**Bubumbumbabum**Clap, clap*
*turns into michael jackson, with a certain red jacket*
starts dancing in perfect sync*
And its the THRILLAH!
*everybody else's heads explode from 80's pop-music*
*rezzes*
"You know, I could make a Michael Jackson joke right now..."
*shoots HellSpite in the head*
*HellSpite's hair catches on fire*
"Take THAT, pepsi-cola!"
muuuch better
*rezzes*
*kills revan in a driveby with a minigun*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*steals all the wheels off Entropy's car while he's doing 90 mph*
*points and laughs as Entropy's car tumbles over the guardrail... into the Grand Canyon!*
*car explodes in midair for no reason*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
*tosses a black hole next to TeChameleon while he is watching Entropy explode*
*watches TeChameleon get sucked into black hole*
*rezzes*
*summons bots _YET AGAIN_*
*pushes Chaotic96 into black hole*
*creates containment field around black hole and pushes black hole into grand canyon*
*creates second black hole, devouring grand canyon*
*goes back to SG base to fry up some muffins*
(not kidding. You cut a muffin in half, put it in a frying pan with butter, and fry it up good, and it tastes heavenly.)
Edit: Uh, where is everyone? You haven't replied in 5 hours or so!
Yes, Revan. I know all about your muffins and your love of them fried. That is why I coated your frying pan with a poison. Oh, don't give me that look. I know what I'm doing. The poison is oderless, as well as tasteless. Ah, I can see it's starting to take effect. Soon, you will be no longer of this world. And when you are studied and disected, it will appear as if you died of a simple heart attack. Facinating, isn't it.
*Thud* Oh dear, and here I thought he had more time.
*Cough* You ever get that fealing.. like Karma is about to come full circle?
*frying pan to the back of the head hard enough to leave a back-of-the-head-shaped dent in the frying pan*
*steps over Sentai_Sage's body*
Nope, not really.
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
*Hits Chameleon with frying pan, canceling out dent*
"Karma!"
*Twirls frying pan around*
*Accidentally lets go*
*Frying pan flies above head, crashes down*
"Ow. Hooray! I'm still alive!"
(Frying pan now has my face as a dent in it.)
*rezzes*
*steals frying pan*
*sharpens edges of pan and throws it like a... frying pan with sharp edges? Maybe a discus...*
*decapitates Revan*
You know, I think I might have a new favourite toy...
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
*summons bot henchmen*
*vaporizes frying pan*
*raises temperature of air around TeChameleon to 102°F*
*Chameleon keels over*
"Chameleons are cold-blooded!"
Revan, you cannot control what others say
*rezzes*
*snaps Revan's neck*
... he said that he was still alive after the frying pan hit him on the head (after he killed me with it).
And he said that Chameleons were cold blooded (which we are).
Where did he control what anyone else said?
*Chaotic96 vanishes in a puff of logic*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
does that make us Canadians cold-skinned?
(the frying pan fell... It didn't fly through the air with the velocity of something that's trying to kill someone.)
*rezzes Chaotic*
*Shoots Chaotic in the face*
*builds automatic rezzing machine*
*hooks it up to auto-face-shooting machine*
"hah. This oughta be fun."
Depends what time of year it is, I guess...
*stuffs Revan into his own machines*
There we go.
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
"*whirr* *clank*"
"I'm alive!"
*gets shot*
"Ow! Hey, I'm alive! Hey, Chaotic! What's up?"
*gets shot*
wow, and i thought i torture method was mean
*rezzes*
*drops uncountable numbers of anvils on the machines causing an explosion*
I'm still alive!!! Ugh... WHY WON'T I DIE YET!? I can't rez until I die... *brain hops over to robot, does some weird voodoo and transplants self into robot*
Haha!
*Kills what's left of self*
*rezzes*
*[takes revenge against Entropy_Aegis in a manner most fitting of his crime against Revan]*
*throws mustard gas at Aegis and splits spine in half; separates his head from his body and places it on a silver platter*
...Aegis, that's for the constant demeaning of my intelligence. You're next, Chaotic! I WILL HAVE REVENGE FOR THE POPCORN!!
Edit: Let's keep it clean... And also keep Chameleon out of this. Don't want to p*** off too many people at once.