I kill you, you kill me...


Aoleleb

 

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*rezzes*
*uses sands of mu to crush Chaotic96's chest*
*fires blaster rifle, disintegrating corpse*
*summons bots, all pick up debris from machines and hurls it at where Chaotic's corpse used to be*
--You seem to have an unnatural affinity for anvils.
--Where is everyone?


 

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Someone please post! ...It's getting lonely!


 

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you killed this topic...its not fun anymore.


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
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:P
...You mean that?
*cries*
*pulls out rocket launcher; blows up Aegis*
*places barrel to head*
"click"
"Noo! OUT OF AMMO!"


 

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...Please, PLEASE tell me you did not just mean that. I've never singlehandedly done *anything* this big! Besides, this was fun!


 

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*rezzes*
well, this place has gone down the barrel, i declare myself....



WINNER!!!


 

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*rezzes*

*tosses Hellspite in my giant blender*

*turns on blender to high*


 

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And the question is... will it blend?

*points top of blender at Chaotic and removes lid*

*Chaotic is flensed by flying Dalek shrapnel*


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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*rezzes*
i use my...
AUDIT POWERS!
*everyone is held as they deal with mind-numbing paperwork*
*slice*


 

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*ducks without even looking up*

I claim partial immunity, since that's what I deal with pretty much every night... as in, that's my job.

*finishes paperwork, then fires it into Hellspite's... er... face(?) from a cannon, neatly removing his... head(?)*


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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*rezzes*

*fixes signature blender*

*throws TeChameleon in blender*

*tightly shuts lid, and turns it on high*


 

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*unplugs the blender*
*pulls out techameleon (slightly mashed)*
well, then lets make a present!
*skins them, uses it for wrapping paper, making their brains into pudding*
*gives it to little brother*


 

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*Picks self up off the floor, and snaps neck back into place*

Hmm... lets see. *Pulls out a book titled '101 ways to kill a HellSpite'*

Elephant... Mocho Latte... 3 weeks in the desert... Naw. Ah, here we go! *Dropkicks Hellspite into a well placed wall of spikes.*


 

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*plugs blender back in*

*stabs Sentai in the back*


 

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*grabs laser pistol, shoots blender and Chaotic*
*aims at HellSpite*
"click!"
"Well, that doesn't sound good."
*thinks*
*pulls out explosive, attaches it to a puppy, wraps it up, and gives it to HellSpite*
Boom.
"I love being a Villain. Gives me license to to stuff like that!"


 

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*rezzes*
*rezzes sentai*
*removes knife; replaces it*


 

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*rezzes*

*beats revnan to death with various sharp and blunt objects including but not limited to: a sherman tank, a 747, battle axe, and the titanic*

Rezzing a dead thread is bad DIE!


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
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Wow... I didn't realize how many diverse people we brought into this thread...

Whelp, when in Rome...

*Whips out shotgun and blasts Entropy Aegis in the head*

Rezzin' dead threads isn't all bad...


My Stories

Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.

 

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*Wraps a grenade in duck tape and sticks it to Grey* *BOOM*

Aheheheheheeee.


 

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((Dammit, I hate you people! Thanks to you, my do-not-open-door has created The Sponge.))


"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi

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*REZ!*

Damn you, Shinji!

*Constructs a giant robotic death machine to slaughter Himonu. Vehicle's power usage means it only goes five minutes without constant power input...*

What? [Frig] that!

*takes a lead pipe and bonks Shinji over the head*

Mreh. So much easier...

And yet... Unsatisfying...

*Gets in (who am I kidding?) EVA and commands it to stomp on the corpse.*

Ah... Satisfying. I don't see why people had problems with these things.


My Stories

Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.

 

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Hey guys, im BAAACK!
*blaam*
shotguns are so useful!


 

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*rezzes*

*fixes blender*

*throws everyone in blender*

*turns blender to extremely fast*

..........................

*throws an active grenade in blender*

*BOOM!!!!*


 

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*Rez*
*Kicks Chaotic and Grey in the face.*

Hm...what to do what to do...OH I KNOW!!! *Slices up Grey and Chaotic with the indestructible AOL Free Trial disks he keeps getting.*


 

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*rez*

*waits till shinji is about to fart then kills him in an amusing fashion using a boot and a cork*

I saw that one on a stick death website


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
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