*rezzes*
*summons team of bots; begins a firefight with chameleon.*
*Gets blasted to bits*
*rezzes twice, gets killed twice*
*gives up*
*chameleon spontaneously combusts*
*turns on invis*
*walks into the middle of the thread*
hmm.. this ought to be fun!
*flies up to the flight cap, turns invis off, starts up stealth*
*falls from the flight cap while prepping aim and buildup*
*lands, gets one last use out of defiance before the devs change it*
*fires off nova*
*pops a blue*
*throws out max defiance blasts at anything that survived*
*steps on a needle and dies himself*
*Begins a series of maneuvers, dodging bullets, corpses, & fists, etc. bringing him to Chameleon. Sticks entire case worth of proton grenades into Chameleon's pants. Runs away. Presses button on detonator.*
Unfortunately, while Chameleon's back was turned, he was eating beans.
*Chameleon farts, blasting proton grenades back at Revan*
"Oh, come on, that wa--"*BOOM*
*rezzes, orders bots to open fire on anything that moves*
*sits*
*bots blast him to bits*
*bots die due to CoV physics*
*sees revan die*
*pops vengeance*
*runs around quickly and quietly looking around for someone to harass while the defense bonus is still active*
*stumbles across an area full of char, burn marks, and leads to a trail of one bloody mess and 6 offlined robots...*
*sees some sort of chameleon off in the distance, picks up an undetonated grenade from the ground*
*uses the vengeance buffs to not die while trying to shove the grenade down chameleon's throat, and pulls the pin just before it leaves visibility*
*BOOM*
*rez*
my my havent we been busy.
*fires wave motion cannon at jedi*
*watches as jedi is atomized*
there we go, now the air smells like jedi...just a hint of the force 
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
again with the wave motion cannon?
*takes out a wave motion cannon the size of texas*
bye bye
*blasts Entropy_Aegis*
tell me, is that as bad as the nerf bat?
*rezzes*
LET'S FIND OUT!
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*pant... pant... pant... pant...*
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*gasp... wheeze...*
There. Your Wave Motion Gun is now slightly less effective than getting a damp sponge thrown at one, and everyone else is just about as dangerous.
*rams Nerf bat up Chaotic's nose, reducing his brain to uselessness and killing him instantly*
((... how did I get killed something like five times while I wasn't even here?))
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
*snaps Chameleon's neck*
That's how.
--Hey, my first successful assassination!
*Steps forward; gets tackled by Blade, the squirrel (again), and is repeatedly nuked, creating a blast spot the size of Rhode Island... on a map the size of Texas*
*rezzes*
*looks at the blast spot*
*goes to the lounge*
*rezzes*
*looks at blast spot*
*uses temporal tv to watch what happened*
revan...you do realize that blade has been dead for many many posts right? So you just got corpse tackled.
*goes back in time, light's Blade's corpse on fire and shoots it and the squirrel and the nukes at revan*
also stop killing yourself, that is against the rules.
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*shrugs and pulls the plug on Entropy's time machine*
Have fun, you're-your-own-grandpa boy!
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*comes back from lounge holding popcorn*
what did i miss?
*points and laughs because Chaotic forgot he seeded all the popcorn with microscopic Black Holes*
*laughs some more as Chaotic gets a brief view of his own colon, then swears as he realizes he was standing next to Chaotic*
*is sucked in too*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
*uses an Ouroboros Pillar of Ice and Fire to travel back to the same time as Entropy*
*sneaks up on Entropy and performs a Soaring Dragon, cleaving Entropy completely in half from crotch to crown*
Dead, huh? [censored].
*walks back to the Pillar, sword flicking out to behead the squirrel (y'know, just for [censored] and giggles), then travels back to the present*
*Opens spacial rift, sticks hand through, and grabs Bladeheart's...heart*
"Crap! I thought that was figurative!"
*With non-cut hand, closes portal*
*Throws Bladeheart's heart at Entropy and uses Twilight Grasp to heal other hand*
Also, Entropy -- Is there a page with all the rules on it? If so, can you point me towards it?
((A.) IM DEAD YOU STUPID SOD!
B.) there really arent any rules but killing yourself deprives people with targets, and this is sorta a no no. If there is noone alive...then rez them and kill them...that usually works, that way they can still rezz by themselves.))
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
Gotcha.
*tells robot to hold Entropy's body a safe distance away*
"PULL!"
*robot flings Entropy's lifeless body into the air*
*all robots and me blast Entropy's thrice-dead body to bits*
"And that's how you make key lime pie."
*Entropy's arm lands next to Revan*
"...Needs whipped cream."
*rezz*
FOR THAT YOU DIE!
*rips revan and his robots limb from limb with bare hands*
*beats various torsos with assorted limbs, mechanical and otherwise*
"And that is how cranberry applesauce is made!"
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
note to self, popcorn is bad. Now for a classic
*throws Entropy into a giant blender, turns blender to max setting*
*goes to lounge*
*rezzes*
*Goes to lounge, summons henchmen, and blasts the heck out of Chaotic*
*DJ Zero shows up*
"WHAT PART OF 'NO FIGHTING' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!!??"
*DJ Zero calls on the power of leetness to explode Revan's brain*
*Bots explode*
*rezzes*
"Uh-uh-uh, no fighting!"
*Uses the power of righteous leetness to imprison DJ Zero back in the DJ's floating table thingy*
thats makes no sense at all, ive been killed in my lounge before
*rezzes*
*forces a bowl of popcorn down Revan's throat*
*runs before the microscopic black holes do their thing*
*watches Revan get sucked into the black hole*
say hello to TeChameleon
...Your lounge? I thought you kept going to the pocket D VIP lounge...
*creates wormhole to suck everyone else in*
"Problem solved!"
*Crushes chaotic's skull with Twilight Grasp*
*rezzes*
*snaps revan's spine and severs all control nerves*
HA HA!
*drops 10 ton weight from 7 stories onto paralyzed revan*
SPLUTCH!
hehehe!
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
Wiat wait wait, how did Revan kill me without rezzing?
((as long or short as need be))
*rezzes everyone*
It is so nice to see your smiling faces...on my WALL!!!!!
*giant brick wall falls from the sky smooshing everyone but chameleon*
your my buddy..you can live.
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper