Bladeheart

*rez*

*shakes finger at Entropy and Chaotic*

Naughty, naughty. You didn't kill anybody in your last post's.

*super-glues Entropy's and Chaotic's faces and hands together, then lowers them into a vat of acid, an inch a minute*

*rezzes*

*uses an Ouroboros Pillar of Ice and Fire to travel back to the same time as Entropy*

*sneaks up on Entropy and performs a Soaring Dragon, cleaving Entropy completely in half from crotch to crown*

Dead, huh? [censored].

*walks back to the Pillar, sword flicking out to behead the squirrel (y'know, just for [censored] and giggles), then travels back to the present*

*gets splattered by liquid turkey*

*wipes turkey off*

Eeeewww... dude, wtf?

*unleashes horde of 8-ft tall carnivorous turkeys into thread, then slams the door, watching through the window as they devour everyone*

Happy Thanksgiving, suckas. Hehehehe...

*rezzes*

*beats Entropy to the North Pole and plants a series of explosives*

*waits for Entropy to approach, then detonates the explosives, calving an iceberg that drops directly on top of Entropy*

Cool off, man.

*watches as Perfect_Pain chases someone into a dark hole and then emerges a few minutes later*

*looks into the hole after she has left to see some guy who's had his head knocked off*

Hmmph, I wonder who that guy was? Oh well.

*shrugs and chases Perfect_Pain down, then shuts her in an Iron Maiden and watches all the blood pour out*

Ahh... the classics...

*walks away, whistling a jaunty tune*

*rezzes*

*waits for Perfect_Pain a few blocks from the pub, then blasts her with liquid nitrogen*

*shatters her with a sledgehammer*

*rezzes*

*cracks knuckles and growls low in throat*

*reaches into the tank, rips the laser beam off of one of the sharks*

Mua ha ha ha

*laserfies Build and Star's heads off*

*steals back the anti-Dalek beam plans*

For Sale! One Time Only Deal! $200!

*looks around at all the chaos and wonders why no one has killed him*

*shrugs*

*whips up an anti-Dalek beam and blasts HellSpite with it repeatedly until he dies*

*sits down in a chair with a sign in front of him*

For sale, plans for your own anti-Dalek beam. $100.

*rezzes*

*steals Build's MP-5, shoots him in both kneecaps, chains him to a wall, tilts his head back, feeds a tube down into his stomach, and pours molten iron down it*

Yum!

*rezzes*

Heh heh heh. Well, what have we here? *strolls over to the paralyzed, face-down Cham*

*hog-ties Cham, stuffs an apple in his mouth, and shoves him into an oven*

*rezzes*

Bah. Who needs overly elaborate deaths...

*loads a Colt .45 and shoots darkvaper in the back of the head*

*rezzes*

Wow. Long time, no kill...

*reassembles the Wave Motion Cannon, shoves it up Chaotic's %&$ and fires*

*rez*

*produces an Iludium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator, lights it, stuffs it down Entropy's shirt and runs like the dickens*

BOOM

*rezzes*

*Creates an infinite number of Bucky Katts to eat all the monkeys*

Wait... oh dear lord, what have I done?

*rezzes*

*waits for Dark Mystic to finish sucking up Chaotic, then snatches the vacu-ghost out of his hand, rams it up his nose, and sucks out his brain*

*rez*

*pitches a black hole fastball at Chaotic96, then picks up the Xbox 360 and bashes darkvaper's head in with it*

(Err... some Jet Li movie, I think... speaking of which...)

*karatefies Bladewing to death*

*rez*

*dons radiation suit, disarms and dismantles the bomb, grabs the radioactive material, hustles over to the lounge and crams it down Chaotic96's throat, then watches as he melts from the inside out*

*rez*

*grabs Chaos Lad by the back of the neck and tosses him into a giant wall fan, chunkifying him*

Eew, now I got Chaos all over me... *flicks pieces off*

*rezzes*

*waits for Bladewing to rez, then pulls a rope and drops a 200-ton squid pie on him*

*fires his grappling-hook gun out of the hole, snags Cham, and yanks him down the hole with the rest of them*

*rezzes*

*unleashes his pack of 1,000,000 rabid man-eating marmots and gloats gleefully as they devour everyone*

*rezzes*

*rams an iron spear through Squiddy, touches it to a live wire, and gives her all the energy she needs*

*pounces on Bladewing, wraps his body up to his eyes in wet leather, tosses him out under the sun, then watches as the leather dries, shrinks, and squeezes his guts out through his eye sockets*

*puts Mutant_Illusion down with a love-tap from his trusty Trout of Doom and then has a lovely tea with Azathoth*