*Bladeheart enters the thread, ***** his Colt .45, and waits for the next unfortunate putz to walk into the thread*
TeChameleon enters through the skylight and lurks in the rafters with his sack o' infinite anvils (and other heavy things) (tm)
One Grand Piano, coming down!
*tip*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Bladeheart rezzes, tosses a mini-nuke into TeChameleon's sack o' infinite anvils, and scampers away, snickering*
*mushroom cloud*
*rez*
Oy, do you have any idea what those COST?
*rain of molten anvils from explosion smashes entire warehouse flat*
Ow.
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
((... I could get a kick outta this.))
*Whistles innocently as he kicks a little black box into the center of the thread, and teleports away*
*Box pops open, instant Vacuum of Space turns everyone inside out*
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
*rez*
Yes, I do know! That's why I did it!
*Bladeheart chases after Brawler and body-checks him into a conveniently placed vat of superheated acid*
Pfft... you call that a check? Let a Canadian show you how it's done.
*cross-checks Bladeheart in the throat with a hockey stick that wasn't there before, then hip checks him into the acid for good measure*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Bladeheart rezzes behind TeChameleon, snatches the hockey stick out of his hands, then ties him to a chair and makes him listen to the early works of Hanson until Cham's brain melts*
Who's next!?!
*Walks in and looks around*
Picks up TehChameleon's corpse and bludgeons Bladeheart to death with it.
Rikti Inquistition: Unexpected. Chief Weapon: Fear and Surprise. Chief WeaponS: Fear and Surprise and Uniforms: Snappy Red. Exclamation: Profanity! Declaration: Restarting.
*rezzes in mid bludgeoning*
*grabs Bladeheart's head with his hands and Justice_Omega's neck with his legs, then smashes their heads together and snaps their necks simultaneously*
*backflips off and dusts hands, then wanders off to find another bag-o'-infinite-anvils*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Locks down TeChameleon with a Power-boosted Gravity Distortion*
*Prepares and drinks a serving of green tea*
*Returns to the still-held TeChameleon and finishes him off with a small planetoid to the head*
*Walks in to the thread*
...
*Walks back out*
*... - Pushes JRanger in*
*Bladewing walks into thread*
*sneaks up on korith*
*Does a few butterfly cuts with katana*
*flicks blood off then sheaths katana*
*Watches as korith drops to floor in neatly diced euclidian parts*
...<_<...MUAHAHAHAHHA
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*pimp-smacks Bladewing until he begs for mercy, then stabs him in the face with his own katana*
*rezzes*
*Goes Incredible Hulk style insane*
*Rips Bladeheart in half with bare hands*
*washes hands*
*walks off to find chameleon*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*appears behind Bladewing*
*screams "BOO!" into a megaphone right behind him so he slams his head into the doorframe and dies*
*throws the megaphone at him for good measure*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
(owwwww...you made me seem silly...RAGE!!!!! NOW EVERYONE DIES!!!!!)
*rezzes*
*pulls off sam fisher neck snapping move on chameleon*
*slices off head*
*punts through the goalposts*
(wooooo score!!)
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*pops a couple of Supes, turns into a Troll, uproots the goalposts, and whacks Bladewing into orbit*
Me strong! Me got body by Superadine!
*rezzes*
Footstomps and knocks everyone into the air, then does a mighty handclap, knocking everyone back into conveniently placed man sized woodchippers.
Rikti Inquistition: Unexpected. Chief Weapon: Fear and Surprise. Chief WeaponS: Fear and Surprise and Uniforms: Snappy Red. Exclamation: Profanity! Declaration: Restarting.
*rezzes*
*hands Omega the Warner Bros singing-frog-that-only-sings-when-no-one-else-is-looking*
*points and laughs as Omega futilely tries to convince everyone he's not crazy, then eventually gets locked away until he dies of old age*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*re-enters atmosphere*
*stikes Omega and kills him with katana wielded by flaming corpse*
*rezzes*
*glances at bloody piles behind woodchippers*
*dances an irish jig and drinks a bottle of irish whiskey in celebration*
(wheeee XD)
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*wanders in and places a cage on the floor*
*cage explodes and mutant nut crunching squirrels attack Bladewing in a very uncomfortable place*
*Bladewing eventually dies from blood losss*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
((thankfully i was drunk and didnt feel a damn thing))
*rezzes*
*walks up to Build, slices off extremities, and beats build to death with his own feet*
*runs over to chameleon*
*Winds up and kicks him into the International Space Station*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rez*
*Open shoulder pads and shoots out radioactive, flesh eating, ketchup at TeCham*
*Techam decides to dip his french fries and ends up with a gaping maw for a mouth*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
OOC: Ok, for those of you who were on the beta boards lo those many years ago, this was a fun thread created by Rhyno. Basically, the title describes it all. Kill each other in whatever way you can think of. Mua ha ha ha...