I kill you, you kill me...


Aoleleb

 

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(Thank you, you too. Oh, and bear in mind that hitting the Crushanoid isn't easy because he has super reflexes :P)

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*pulls out cell phone and dials in a few numbers*

"Yeah. Yeah. In the Killing People Thread. Ok"

*clicks phone off as lvl 54 Archvillian Lord Recluse teleports in, with 8 Bane Spider Executioners with him*

"Crushanoid, meet Recluse. Recluse, Crushanoid"

*Recluse and 8 Bane Spiders all blast Crushanoid*

"Neeeext"


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*pokes Recluse and the spiders*

*they fall over*

Neeeeext!


@Dragonistic

Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack

Total level is about 149.

EVILCAT

SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN

 

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*teleports Squiddy into the lava pits in the 'Rescue Statesman from Tyrant' mission, then gets a Controller to use all holds at once to keep Squiddy in*

"Neeeeext!"


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Ha ha! I haven't ever done that mission!

*escapes by sheer ignorance and pushes El_D into the pit*


Neeeext!


@Dragonistic

Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack

Total level is about 149.

EVILCAT

SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN

 

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Is a demon (and a fire/fire/fire blaster besides that) so is immune to the flames from the lava

*walks out of the pit and yawns*

"Wanna try something else?"


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*is ALSO a fire-fire-fire. A catsquidragon, even*

*yawns*


@Dragonistic

Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack

Total level is about 149.

EVILCAT

SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN

 

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"Ummm....Wanna go kill Poe?"

Edit: .....We have practically the exact same characters.

Original was Fire/Fire/Fire blaster, Future (for you) and Past (for me) forms are Nictus.....

Weird.....


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Yey! ^_^

*searches everywhere for one of the best meals in the multiverse, AKA Poe*


@Dragonistic

Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack

Total level is about 149.

EVILCAT

SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN

 

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*climbs out of another crator*

Still missed! *strikes the ground with my claw and knocks both jerks through the roof*


 

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"Okay, I'm done with this...."

*pulls out cell phone, and calls three people*

*Bruce Campbell , Mr.T, and Chuck Norris all teleport in*

"Lets kick some [censored]!"

*Entire thread blows up due to shear awesomeness*

"Oops..."


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*rezzes*

*looks at Chuck Norris*

*recieves one CNRhK to the face*

*Dies*

((Nerd there is no way that crushanoid isnt dead from that,...NOONE stand up to chuck...and I mean noone....not even an /SR scrapper))


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

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*rezzes*

*waits for Bladewing to rez, then pulls a rope and drops a 200-ton squid pie on him*


 

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*rezzes*

*gets flattened by squid and cool-whip pie*

mmmmmm mollusky!

*expires*

*rezzes*

*Impales Bladeheart*

*Splits him in half*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

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*grins insanely as the Crushanoid abruptly implodes, having eaten the Black Hole that TeChameleon slipped into his morning cereal*


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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*Dodges Chuck Noris Roundhouse kick*

"Hah missed"

*Force of the wind from the kick rips my pancreas in two*

"Crud"

*Rez*

*Gets hit by kick 100 more times, dying and re-rezing each time*

*Rez*

*Somehow hires the Husk Corporation*

"Yeah I need you guys to kill Chuck Norris, Mr. T., and Bruce Campbell."


 

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*entire Husk Corporation runs away screaming like little girls, forgetting as they do so that, by doing so, they can no longer see Chuck Norris*

*STORM OF INFINITE ROUNDHOUSES!*

*takes Mr. T and Bruce Campbell out for 'a' beer. Dies of alchohol poisoning trying to keep up*


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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"Okay, I'm done with this...."

*pulls out cell phone, and calls three people*

*Bruce Campbell , Mr.T, and Chuck Norris all teleport in*

"Lets kick some [censored]!"

*Entire thread blows up due to shear awesomeness*

"Oops..."

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(Heh, Chuck Norris. Great nerds think alike )

*with the Crushanoid finally dead, Chaos Lad enters the topic*

"It's butt crushing time!"

*drains the life from everyone around him*

(He's a dark/dark scrapper)


 

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*rez*

*grabs Chaos Lad by the back of the neck and tosses him into a giant wall fan, chunkifying him*

Eew, now I got Chaos all over me... *flicks pieces off*


 

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*uses self rez power*

And no awakens used yet

*touches your forehead and forces you to see your deepest, darkest fear*


 

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*Having no fear I simply smile as NerdFury's head explodes*

"Yuck, now I got nerd all over me."

*Wipes chunks off.*

"Hey Chuck, wanna beer?"


 

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*stands in the corner and eats popcorn


Doom/Batman in 2012

The Resistance has boobs too, and better hair!

 

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*Daimyo_Shi implodes, since the popcorn has been seeded with micro black holes*

What can I say? I like playing with black holes, and have hereby declared that insofar as these boards are concerned, the laws of physics are something that happen to other people.

Welcome to the thread, Shi... now die!


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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*Shi looks at himself*
"I didn't explode"
*Chameleon's head suddenly explodes*

Let it be a lesson to you, to make sure you don't mix the good and the bad popcorn...


 

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*sneaks up behind darkvapor and turns on ACME Darkvapor kill-o-vac*

*Laughs as Darkvapor is sucked into the fans and shredded*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

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Oy, oy! No countermanding kills... you just rez! (or become a killing ghost)

Speaking of which... *rezzes*

Hey Entropy... hold this!

*runs away*

*quantum vortice he just handed to Entropy shatters Entropy along sixth-dimensional lines*


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"