*puts Mutant_Illusion down with a love-tap from his trusty Trout of Doom and then has a lovely tea with Azathoth*
Jake: *Summons Assault Bot on top of Mutant Illusion, followed by his Protector Bots and Battle Drones* Being a mastermind is fun.
Me: Sure is Jake, sure is.
*rezzes*
*walks up to jake and punches him so hard his skeleton powders and his organs squirt out*
TOP THAT!!
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*pounces on Bladewing, wraps his body up to his eyes in wet leather, tosses him out under the sun, then watches as the leather dries, shrinks, and squeezes his guts out through his eye sockets*
*rezzes*
*flays Bladeheart and leaves him skinless exposed to the elements*
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*drains Entropy of all energy and leaves the husk behind*
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
*Sticks a frog in Squiddy's pants and watches him dance.*
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
*is a female*
*drains the frog dead at the merest contact*
*drains BB just by poking him*
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
Kinky...
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
It's awesome having an energy-sucking Warshade dragon-girl who kills computers just by getting within one foot of them ^_^
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
*races through singing "It's raining pianos!"*
*it starts raining pianos, squishing everyone*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*crawls out from under the piano, moaning and bleeding all over the floor*
*grabs Te by the ankle as he walks by, draining him and causing him to smash his head on a rock at the same time*
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
*rezzes*
*rams an iron spear through Squiddy, touches it to a live wire, and gives her all the energy she needs*
0.o EVIL!!!!
*drops Bladeheart into a nuclear reactor, fulfilling his required rad dosage for eternity and then some*
*sells corpse to vhazilok*
*runs off laughing with a sack of cash*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*Focus to the eye!*
*rezzes*
*BU + Golden Dragonfly + Soaring Dragon to the left ventrical*
*revels in shower of blood then vanishes before the vampires show up*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rez* Now that was uncalled for....
*Chases crazy with a bamboo stick*
That's right, sticking with the classics.
*trows fire*
*sucks up all the electricity happily*
*pokes people, electrocuting them*
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
*feeds Poe to Squiddy*
*runs off to start the apocalypse*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*squeals like a little girl with delight*
*devours Poe, but in the process, falls through the floor of the D and out into the void, then through several dimensions*
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
*goes over to balfred*
*cuts him into 10,001 pieces*
*goes shark fishing*
*also gives squiddy a squid pie...with a shadow cyst hidden in it*
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*pops out of the water riding a shark, which promptly bites Entropy_Aegis in half*
*disappears under the water again*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
*unleashes his pack of 1,000,000 rabid man-eating marmots and gloats gleefully as they devour everyone*
*while bleeding from every imaginable orifice* Slightly....needs Salt. KITTEN RUMBLE. Razzamufraz. Toaster attatched to the brain area. *More incoherent ramblings*