*rezzes*
*sneaks up on chaotic*
"say hello to my little friend!"
*bisects chatoic with 6-foot No-Dachi*
*flicks blood off and goes to stand in line for halo 3*
"what????"
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
ouch, now THAT hurt
*turns the halo 3 line into brain hungry zombies*
have fun
*brushes off dust*
what you mean they werent all zombies before????
*gets munched*
*rezzes*
*kills all the zombies*
*goes up to chaotic and unsheaths the No-Dachi*
*executes a 10,000 hit combo*
*blows of chaotic*
*watches as he floats away as a small organic cloud*
*runs back to halo 3 line which now is only me!!!*
"MUAHAHAHHAHAHA ALL THE HALO 3 COPYS WILL BE MINE!!!!"
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*sits back and watches as the antimatter in the magnetic bottles within the Halo 3 boxes is exposed to the atmosphere when Entropy opens the first box*
*most of the Northern Hemisphere evaporates in an explosion that knocks the Earth out of orbit and into a long, slow spiral into the Sun*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Appears*
Hullo meat-sacks.
*Tosses Parallel Cannon into thread*
Whoever gets it first keeps it. Laterz.
*Vanishes*
*rezzes*
MINE!!!!
*swipes Parallel Cannon*
*shoots Chameleon with it*
*dances in joy*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
do you know how much that hurts every time that happens?
*takes parallel cannon and shoots Entropy_Aegis*
*rezzes*
no I dont know how much it hurts and frankly I dont care, now leggo my cannon.
*steals back parallel cannon*
*shoots chaotic*
*just to be sure phones husk corp*
"Hey, Diov buddy can you please cremate chaotic's remains with the judgement cannon? thanks, and as payment you can have his bank account and any money made from his super technology/magic...plus I will find you some assorted goodies in Azuria's vault......cmon you know she wont notice when they go missing, and she'll just blame the skulls or hellions anyway."
*watches as judgement beam wipes chaotic from the universe*
Thats what you get for stealing my cannon!
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*shows up as ghost*
now to find a body
*confuses Entropy_Aegis and sends him off a cliff*
*rezes*
*looks up*
Oh hell no!
*is squished when Entropy falls on him*
*rezes*
*When Chaotic isn't looking smashes him on the head with a Halo 3 box.*
*Eyes widen as he remembers the antimatter inside the box*
*Thanks to another massive explosion Earth somehow returns to normal orbit around the sun. Even better, all the Halo 3 seeking gaming zombies have been vanquished as a result*
*rezes*
"Oh so your a ghost now?"
*takes out a vacu-ghost and uses it on Chaotic*
*rezzes*
*waits for Dark Mystic to finish sucking up Chaotic, then snatches the vacu-ghost out of his hand, rams it up his nose, and sucks out his brain*
*rezes*
*walks up behind bladeheart*
How does it go again? oh yeah, insert blade into heart.
*Stabs bladeheart in the heart with a knife*
*kills darkvaper with a trout*
Does that count?
*rezzes*
yes spazz that counts...now die
*throws darkspazz into ry'leh and watches as cthulhu eats him*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*Appears*
Hullo.
*Tosses in the Speaking Gun*
HINT: Don't aim it at yourself!
*Vanishes*
*Steps in unnoticed and grabs the Speaking Gun, then rushes out*
*appears behind Diov*
What, you thought leaving was going to save you?
*hands Diov a banana*
*releases an infinite number of monkeys into the thread*
*leaves*
Muwahaha... death by monkey-avalanche!
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*resummons Diov*
you cant leave!!!! we havent gotten to kill you ever
*calls in his big buddy Duluhaan*
Do an Osiris summon buddy!
*flees to an alternate universe while diov is obliterated*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
Sorry.
*Time Shear*
Not happening.
*Leaves.*
*Leaves Duhullan behind.*
*With a remote control.*
Bananas for everyone!
*hands out bananas*
Muwahaha... fly, my monkeys, flyyyyy!!!
*infinite monkeys spread to all possible universes, pursuing bananas*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
*Creates an infinite number of Bucky Katts to eat all the monkeys*
Wait... oh dear lord, what have I done?
*rez*
Okay.. I could live with being killed by a trout, but by a guy named Darkspazz?
*Grabs a minigun*
Say hello to my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle friend!
*Makes swiss cheese out of darkspazz*
*walks over to the remote control for Duhullan that Diov left behind*
*Sicks Duhullan after the infinite monkeys and Bucky Kats*
Now then, I think i need to find a quiet corner to go and beat the crap out of something in.
*rezzes*
*makes sure im alive*
sweet, i got my body back
*goes to darkvapor's corner and snaps his spine*
What a coincidence, i live in Canada as well
*catches black hole*
thanks.... o wait
*gets sucked in*
*rezzes*
*takes a blade and rams it through Bladeheart's heart*