*hits reset button then pops Krazy in the face with Steve-O*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
*Unplugs Build's controller and casts it into Hell*
*Summons his two(three?) RP characters* Attack, minions!
*pulls the plug on the game*
I win, gg.
*rez*
*garrottes Teh_Yosef with the cord, then plugs the game back in*
*Tosses a large glass pane in the air*
*Shoots it*
*Shrapnel turns everyone into Swiss Cheese*
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
[ QUOTE ]
*Walks in to the thread*
...
*Walks back out*
*... - Pushes JRanger in*
[/ QUOTE ]
hey hey hey! no need to start pushing now
*rez*
*knocks JRanger down and parts his hair with a jackhammer*
*drops the International Space Station onto everyone*
*then, just because, drops the Moon on top of that, than smashes Earth into Mars, Venus, and Mercury, finally dumping the whole mess into the Sun, then detonating that in a fiery Supernova.
Then ignites a chain reaction that blows up that entire spiral arm of the Milky Way, then blows up the core and the remaining arms*
*then blows up the Andromeda Galaxy, just for the hell of it*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
Good thing I was vacationing outside the galaxy this summer!
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
Did you go to that nice hotel right next to Ursa Major?
Wait... we're getting mixed up, senseless violence here, vacotioning outside of our solar system in AK-47...
*Drops in the Little Doctor (Molecular Destabilizer).*
If you guys can get this thing working, have fun. Now, I'm off to ruin other threads!
*Fly Away!*
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
*Drops in*
Take this.
*Drops the Speaking Gun*
Bai.
*Vanishes*
*rez*
Hey hey hey! Less talking, more killing!
*puts in earplugs and detonates a sonic bomb, watching gleefully as everyone's head explodes*
*Dual wields the weapons* *Kills everything in sight*
Er, oops... Sorry 'bout that Dennis...
Dennis: Not a problem, I'm already dead, anyway.
*rezzes*
*Drops five hundred black holes the size of the milky way onto the combatants of the thread*
*watches as they all spaghetify* (DAMN BRAIN SPELL RIGHT ALREADY *smacks brain*)
*Laughs then goes to hide from the WMDs*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
Correction there sport.
Black holes are infinitely small points. It's impossible for them to be that size.
Dennis: Lol blackhole *Phase shifts*
Jake: *Eyes widen to unimagineable levels* Uuum... *PFF*
Dusan: Aw crap...
((Okay so thats the size of their event horizons :P))
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*grabs the black holes and jams them up Bladewings nose*
Ha-ha, blackhole in your sinus cavity!
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*snorts and ejects the black holes back on to chameleon..getting sucked in as the deed is done*
HAHA now youve got blackhole snot all over you...and your gonna die in a few seconds :P
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
[ QUOTE ]
and you're gonna die in a few seconds :P
[/ QUOTE ]
Pretty much a given in this thread...
*grabs Krazy in a giant black-hole-mucus-hug and then implodes, taking Krazy with him*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
Little Doctor work? No prob.
*Brings in an 8 year old kid*
Pretend this is a video game.
*Kid launches weapon, disintegrates the thread*
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
Ach! Too many WMD's!
*Unleashses Azathoth from his holding and ducks behind a rock*
*grabs rock and beats Mutant_Illusion over the head with it*
Better?
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
I recall something similar to this in Forum Games...
*Implodes the multiverse, all dimmensions, and everyone's heads.*
Game over. Player 1 wins!