*greets Darkvapour's return with "Hail the mighty slayer of evil!"*
Wave Motion Gun? What Wave Motion Gun?
...
Oh, this Wave Motion Gun? Well... I wasn't going to use it, but... it seems such a shame to waste it.
*blows up planet and everyone on it*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*everyone except bill gates rez, because he has been ironically cursed to never rise from the grave by his own product*
*Smacks Entropy Aegis across the face*
"Idiot."
*rezzes*
*steals Judgement cannon and wave motion gun for good meaure*
*fires both weapons at same time*
*rezzes*
*sees combined fire*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*is kablooied*
*rezzes*
*sends Chaotic to a DethKlok concert with signed pain waiver*
*Laughs as 69 dies*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rez*
*Takes Judgement Cannon and Wave gun from the corpse of 96.*
*With both weapons in hand goes out and kils everyone else in thread before tossing the weapons into the sun, permenantly removing them from the thread.*
*Gives each player a fake Judgement Cannon and Wave Motion Gun upon their return*
...
*looks at phony Wave Motion Gun*
*looks at Darkvapor*
*beats Darkvapor into a bloody smear with the fake gun*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Rez*
*Smash Chameleon over the head with my own tombstone*
*rez*
*makes DV eat the fakes*
*DV explodes*
*Laughs*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*Oh cruel irony*
*Is cursed by his own irony and has to roll a 21 to rez*
*Rolls -1*
*rez*
*produces an Iludium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator, lights it, stuffs it down Entropy's shirt and runs like the dickens*
BOOM
Ooh! I like irony.
It tastes like chicken.
Then again, what doesn't?
*says humourously ironic things at Entropy_Aegis until his head explodes*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*randomly pops in*
*pulls a boulder the size of Hamidon out of his Pocket*
*drops on Cham*
*Runs away laughing maniacally*
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne
*A boulder three times as large as the one that landed on Chameleon suddenly blots out the sun. Seconds later it splats Element_Master*
Yay I rolled a 20!
*rezzes*
*Pulls ginormous laser cannon out of his Pocket*
*points at darkvaper*
Smile you son of a-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!*
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne
*rezzes*
oh hey the rookie is back
*pulls out scissors*
this might get messy folks!!
*does various unspeakable things to EM with scissors*
*bows to wild applause*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*points at scissors in ENtropy's hands*
*scissors turn into nuke, which blows up*
XD
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne
*rezzes*
*pulls out hello kitty deathstick*
*beats EM to death with it*
haha you got killed by hello kitty!
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*Hello Kitty leaps off of the deathstick and suctions to Entropy_Aegis' face, and proceeds to eat it (Entropy's face, that is, not the stick)*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rez*
*casts The One Thousand Hexes of the Fiery Knife at Cham*
*watches as he dies in horrible burning painful agony*
Huzzah for name generators!
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne
*rez*
*Name generator suddenly explodes, wiping Element out*
I love irony.
The irony suddenly becomes so thick it chokes darkvaper
oh, and *rez*
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne
*Rez*
*Gains new power to control all forms of irony.*
*Ironic twist of fate, irony suffocates all living things on Earth other than the now rezed Darkvapor*
*All hail!*
...
*Darkvapor suffocates on the irony of yelling 'all hail' when there's nobody left to do the hailing...*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Gasp!*
*Rez*
*Plants mines all around the place where Chameleon rezes.*
"What the?"
*dies*
*joins flood*
*dies*
*uber dies*
*rez*
*Goes back in time and prevents the creation of both Halo and Windows by assassinating Bill Gates by bashing his skull in with a box for Windows Visa.*