I kill you, you kill me...


Aoleleb

 

Posted

*rez*

*triggers mines and blows up*

[censored]!

*rez again*

*throws hami-sized pieces of "hail" at darkvaper*

Muahaha! It's a pun!


"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne

 

Posted

*Dies*

*Rez*

What the hell? Did a bad pun just kill me?

Oh it's you again.

*Pulls out disentigrator pistol*

Now prepare to be disentigrated.

*Pulls trigger*

*Gun dissentigrates*

Crud.


 

Posted

*rezzes*

*whips out a boom box that plays THE GOD WARRIOR!!!! on continuous loop*

*watches as everyone in thread but me falls down and dies, with blood leaking from their ears.*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

HOLY COW! That site is so frigging messed up!

*Dies laughing again and a again*


 

Posted

[ QUOTE ]
*rezzes*

*whips out a boom box that plays THE GOD WARRIOR!!!! on continuous loop*

*watches as everyone in thread but me falls down and dies, with blood leaking from their ears.*

[/ QUOTE ]

Yea, dude... That pretty much >s all


 

Posted

and im still alive...hmmmm....

*writes DV's and Jinx's names in my own personal Death Note(TM)*

*waits a few minutes*

*laughs as they die from heart attacks*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*Rez*

*Rips Entropy's heart out. Squishes it in the palm of his hand*

Haha!


 

Posted

*rez*

did you just go indiana jones and the temple of doom on me???

You did didnt you!

*transplants Dark Vapor's soul into a fish*

*slices most of the fish up for sushi but leaves the organs and such in so he can continue living in agony for another ten minutes*

*laughs when DV finally asphixiates*

*eats sushi*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*rez*

*Karate Chops Entropy in the throat while he is eating the sushi, making him spit the sushi out*

*Cuts Entropy's internal organs minus his heart out and put each one into a little jar that is then sold on the black market*

How do like it now?


 

Posted

Tch... getting so elaborate.

*bashes Darkvapor and Entropy over their respective heads with a club with a nail in it*

*shrug*

Simple and to the point... well, to the blunt trauma, anyways.


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

Posted

*Drops Giga-Bowser into thread and sneaks out*


Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"

"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell

 

Posted

*rezz*

*throws giga bowser into the sun*

<_<...what it was simple and concise.

*throws BB into the sun for good measure*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*Pushes Entropy into the sun*

*Snaps Chameleon's neck when he isn't looking.*

HAHA! Victory is mine!


 

Posted

*Destroys the sun*

*Everything freezes over*

Muahahahahahha!


Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"

"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell

 

Posted

What the deuce?

Since it will take about ten minutes for everything on Earth to actually "freeze" our intrepid hero quickly rushes to his space ship, having prepared for such a possible attack.

*Space ship runs Burning over on it's way out of the solar system*


 

Posted

*Is glad he used Phase Shift*


Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"

"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell

 

Posted

*rezzes*

*grabs Hamidon and has him shoot BB*

HAHAAHAHAAHAH PHASE SHIFT CANT HELP YOU NOW!!!!


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*Spaceship returns to Earth, crash landing on Hamidon. The resulting explosion kills both myself and Entropy*

Damn anti-matter cores!


 

Posted

*shrugs, picks up Earth in one hand and squeezes over a really big glass*

Mmmm... fresh-squeezed planet juice. But now my hand's all sticky :/

*wanders off to wash hands*


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

Posted

*rez*

*throws chameleon into the storm palace and ports in every single mean aspect of Rularuu the Conquerer*

*clutches sides in laughter as they beat the living [censored] out of him*

Thats for turning me into JUICE!


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*rezzes*

Im baaack

*cuts up Entropy Aegis and puts him on the barbeque*

*rezzes TeChameleon*

*feeds Entropy_Aegis to TeChameleon*


 

Posted

Ugh. There is NO WAY I'm eating that.

*grabs Uularur the Mirror by the ankle and bludgeons Chaotic to death with him*


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

Posted

*rez*

*Throws Chameleon into a vat of acid.

*rezes Entropy*

*Oh and for good measure, cuts Chaotic's bloody boody with a chainsaw.


 

Posted

sooo you rezzed me and didnt kill me???? well I suppose that entitles you to life...

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Okay entitlement up

*chains up DV and throws him into the deepest darkest caves of Oranbega*

*sets locks on all all doors that wont open till EVERY BADDIE IS DEAD*

*Laughs as DV almost starves to death hunting for that last hiding CoT*

*DV opens the door to find that he is in *drumroll please**

*THE BLUE CAVES OF DOOM.......resized to be 10,000 times bigger and more confusing..and no food in there*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*Flips Entropy off*

*Feasts on the flesh of his dead CoT foes before finding his way out of the caves.*

*Pant*

What was that for?