HAHA! I LIVE!
*Spartan laser cannon obliterates Chaotic*
How bout that eh?
*rezzes*
hey hey hey, its Darkvapor season, not Chaotic season
*plants explosive in the spartan laser cannon to explode on whoever uses it next*
*rezzes*
*murders Chaotic and DV with the Energy sword*
DOUBLE KILL
*runs off to get a running riot*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*Rez*
*Grav hammer smacks Entropy in the face while he's running*
Killjoy.
*Picks up Spartan Laser Cannon*
Hey what's this on the side of my....
*BOOM*
*rezzes*
haha!
*whistles while swinging an axe into Entropy's face*
Oh sure hit the corpse.
*Rezzes*
*snags axe and plants it in chaotic's head*
*pokes handle causing Chaotic to twitch and jerk about*
*Gimli voice*
"Hes twitching because hes got MY axe embedded in his Nervous System!"
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*tosses a throwing dagger into the back of Entropy's neck*
dont mess with my nervous system
*rezzes*
*inserts cables into chaotics head and plays his nearvous system like a puppet*
But its so FUN!!!! >
*forces chaotic to strangle himself*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*reverses polarity on Entropy's cables*
*world explodes*
Gee, you really CAN learn things from Star Trek...
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
oookay how did you do that from south america???? Paragon is in Rhode Island and you said you were gonna be away....Liar.
*rezzes*
*sends Nicaraguan Caimans to devour Chameleon*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*hooks Entropy upt to an electric chair and fries his brain*
*Pushes Chaotic into chair*
*Plants mines all around self to prevent further pwnage on my person*
*rezzes*
*tosses an apple on the mines around darkvapor, causing them to explode*
*plants a bomb set for 3 seconds*
*runs far enough to avoid the blast*
3..2..1........
where's the kaboom, there's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom
*Rez*
*Fixes Chaotic's bomb and then sets it to detonate on remote*
*Runs*
*Boom*
Haha! I live!
*rez behind DV*
Ooops you jinxed yourself!
*rips DV in half Kratos style*
I AM A SHOELESS SEXY GOD OF WAR!!!
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"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*Rez*
*A Microsoft Vistabot suddenly comes up from behind Entropy*
Kill meaningless peon, allow or deny?
Allow.
*Vistabot stomps the life out of Entropy before crashing*
*rezzes*
*walks up to Vistabot*
Selfdestruct at Darkvapor, allow
*Rez*
*Grabs hunting rifle*
*Shoots Chaotic in the back of the head with rifle*
*When done with this, goes and destroys all Microsoft related things in the universe*
*Returns to this thread to find it muuuuch better*
*Grabs beer*
There, my job is done.
*Summons orbiting transformation lazer*
*Turns DV into a mouse*
*Feeds mouse to blender*
*Mixes protein shake with liquified mouse*
*Drinks*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
*Rezes inside of Build, killing him in the process*
*Looks around*
*Starts walking down the street covered in Build's inerds.
*rezzes*
what's that smell?
*sprays acid all over DV's body*
thats better
*rezzes*
How did you get Nicaraguan Caymans into Brazil?
As I write this, it is 1:40 AM, and about 30 degrees Celsius (around 95 Fahrenheit, I think, for you Yanks... way too bloody hot, anyways) in the open room that I am sitting in in this funky little resort-thing at the lone computer I have access to at the moment on this ridiculous Portuguese keyboard with the Shift key in the wrong place (you don't even want to know how many times I've put in a \ instead of capitalizing the letter I meant to) and the tilde (this thingy- ~) key where the apostrophe should be (so half the time when I use a word that~s got an apostrophe, it looks like that)...
*snaps and beats Chaotic96, Darkvapor, Build, and Entropy to death with the irritating keyboard*
("So, which of us is going to tell him he probably won't get experience for all of those?"... and, as a bonus, "Sir, the troops are panicking- the fight is going badly and they say there is a tiny avatar of the death-god hurling fire over by the South ramparts.")
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
Did you just kill me with a keyboard?
*tosses TeChameleon in a giant blender*
*turns blender on high*
*rezzes*
*taps TeChameleon on the shoulder*
*impales TeChameleon's skull with the Canadian flag