I kill you, you kill me...


Aoleleb

 

Posted

*Rez*

I think Chameleon's suffered enough.

*Snatches dropped keyboard and bashes Chaotic to death again, before pulling Chameleon out of blender*

Ewwww, it looks like it turned inside out and exploded.


 

Posted

*rezzes*

thats enough with the keyboard

*tosses DV, TeChameleon, and the keyboard in the blender*

*turns the blender on "you're out of your mind"*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

*puts Chaotic in front of SpaceBall 1*

*has SpaceBall1 go to LUDICROUS SPEED*

*watches as the plaid osscilations tear chaotic apart*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*Rez*

*Passes popcorn to Entropy*

Nice.


 

Posted

*Rez*

*Steals popcorn*

Look over there!

*Watches as everyones head explodes from repeated exposure to Meatspins*


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

Posted

*rezzes*

*takes popcorn away*

*snaps Build's neck*

*throws popcorn out*


 

Posted

*Rezes above Chaotic 96*

*Crushes him in fall*

What the hell is a meatspin?


 

Posted

*rezzes*

*kills everyone in thread before we all get modded for meatspins and mentioning them*

*mindwipes self and everyone elses souls so noone knows what a meatspin is*

*places permanent lockout of the term meatspin and any links to said item*

Trust me I just saved everybody!


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*rezzes*

where am i? who are you? ahhh screw it!

*cracks open Entropy's skull*


 

Posted

*rez*

Thanks En!

*eats En's soul then takes Chaotic out with a rabid bunny launcher of infinite carnage*


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

Posted

*rezzes*

what's with all these ranged weapons?

*makes ban on all ranged weapons so everyone has to use the resources around them*

that bein said

*takes a brick and bashes Build's skull*


 

Posted

*rez*

*looks at ban floating there in big red block letters*

*picks up ban and beats chaotic with it till both it and Chaotic's head break*

No more ban !


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*Grabs hokey mask and chainsaw*

*Revs chainsaw*

BLOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

*Cuts Entropy apart*

"Mmm....tasty."


 

Posted

*rezzes*

*injects komodo dragon saliva in DV while he's sleeping*

*after an hour passes, throws DV in a lion pit*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

that is cruel and unusual punishment!!!!

*breaks chaotic's kneecaps and pushes him into lion pit*

*tosses DV a crowbar*

He's all yours!!!


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*rezzes*

you do know that komodo dragon saliva kills in 1 hour dont you?

*kills lions with crowbar, then bashes Entropy with it*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

Nope...kills in 24 hours

*strangles chaotic with his own spleen*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*rezzes*

fine then

*jumps back in lion pit(in which the lions are already dead) and rips apart DV by hand*

*takes a sharp bone and rams it in Entropy's forehead*


 

Posted

Uh uh... the penalty for screwing up your evil plan.....

*Kicks Chaotic into a pit full of giant Komodo Dragons*

Get 'em boys.

*Hands bloody crowbar back to Entropy*

Thanks mate.


 

Posted

*rezzes*

*grabs crowbar*

thanks...

*goes off to massacre the headcrab zombie population!*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*Rez*

*Looks around*

*Sneaks up behind En*

*Steals En's pants and strangles him with them*

FOR PANTSY!!!


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

Posted

HAHA!!

lucky for me komodo dragons arent interested in their prey till they're dead

*gets out of pit covered in saliva*

*rubs the saliva all over DV and Build*

*runs*

*gets impaled through the skull*


 

Posted

Saliva? That's the best you can do?

*Burns away the saliva with a personal drying unit*

These things are awesome for those unexpected showers!

*Opens interdimensional portal to the Madness World and sucks in DV*


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

Posted

read the previous posts and you will know why its saliva

im staying dead..... for now


 

Posted

*rez*

*Grabs upgraded gravity gun*

*Sends Build and the corpse of Chaotic flying into all sorts of nasty traps and pointy objects*

VICTORY!