I kill you, you kill me...


Aoleleb

 

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*rezzes*

yes i am sick, but thats why im a villain

*rips apart Build's ribcage and neatly stabs the bones in TeChameleon*


 

Posted

* goes on a hippie rampage, dancing the macarena, giving hugs, and spreading peace throughout the world!*


*sneaks away to initiate a bigger plan....*


 

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*looks in garage*

*takes out Max Carnage's Eagle(from Carmageddon 2)*

*runs over Hellspite*


 

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*rezes*

*Initiates a emergency temporal shift to the middle of WWI, and is ran over by Chaotic's Great-Great Grandfather, then rezzes and does another emergency temporal shift to an undisclosed time and place.*


 

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*rezzes*

*appears next to hellspite*

hey hellspite, guess what I found!!!! the De-Mat Gun!!!!!!!

*shoots Hellspite*

*breaks gun and mind wipes self of design plans*

*hides great key of rassilon*

((i know just as much if not more about Dr. Who than you do!))


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

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*In Nemisis's war room*

"Hmm. i don't think i like that ending." said positron/nemisis
*makes another dalek, names him HellSpite, and gives him a level bump to 50.*
"how do like dem balls, Entropy!"


 

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

*Makes hellspite evolve into something non-dalek!*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

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this sucks.

Waits non-violently a few million years and evolves back into a dalek, then warps back and kills entropy with the atomic grape he brought back.


 

Posted

lookie what i found

*holds a dalek destroyer gun*

bye bye

*waves and blasts Hellspite*


 

Posted

*rezzes*
Sigh...
decides to go give his big brother G. cthulu a call


 

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*Rez*

*blasts Chaotic, HellSpite, and En with the brown note*

*Allows them a long painful death*


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

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oooh

*slices Build's ankle just before he dies*

never allow me a long death


 

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"There is no such thing as overkill, only 'open fire' and 'reload'."

*gets heavy plasma cannon that goes "Ominous Hummmmm" and points it in Chaotic96 and Build's general direction*

*opens fire*

*reloads*

*continues firing*

*reloads*

*continues firing*

*reloads*

*continues firing*

*stops*

Well, everything in front of me is a sort of odd triangular glass-walled crater twenty feet deep... I think I got 'em.


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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*rezzes*

uggggh, ive got a splitting headache

*paralyzes TeChameleon from the neck down*


 

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...

*bites Chaotic's nose off and spits it into his face with enough force to kill him*

HAH! Take that!

*tips over onto his face*

*muffled* Well, bugger.


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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*Rez*

*Blasts everyone with an Emo Canon*

*Watches as they cut themselves and write bad poetry*


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

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*rezzes*

Heh heh heh. Well, what have we here? *strolls over to the paralyzed, face-down Cham*

*hog-ties Cham, stuffs an apple in his mouth, and shoves him into an oven*


 

Posted

*rezzes*
Take this!
*activates his Final Smash, BFG!, And kills every [bleep] in the room*


 

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*Rez*

Oooooh why I oughta....

*Grabs City of Heroes Game card and uses it to slit Hellspite's throat*

*Wipes blood off card*

Ewwwwww.....it's got idiot all over it.


 

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*rezzes*

*grabs an unknown gun*

*blasts DV, who turns to goo*

*starts walking*

awww [censored], i got rodent on my shoe


 

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*rezzes*

Sometimes the old ways are best...

*lights Chaotic on fire...*

*... with White Phosphorous.*

*points and laughs as he runs around screaming and eventually explodes*

Huh... wonder what he's been eating to make him explode like that?


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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*Rez*

*Takes a big swig of booze from his bottle, pulls out lighter*

*Blows flames onto Chameleon*

Hmmm, no I have no idea what could do that.


 

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*rezzes*

* takes out a large club with 8 inch nails sticking out*

*beat DV to a bloody pulp*


 

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*Begins doing a rain dance*

*Fire begins raining out of the sky hitting everyone in the surrounding area*

That wasn't supposed to happen. . .oh well

*Makes a pile of burning bodies with Chaotic, DV, TeCh, and En*

*Begins to roast marshmallows over their corpses*


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

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*rezzes*
Die!
*shoots Build*
Well, now that thats over, time to eat some tasty corpse!
*Throws Build's corpse into the fire and starts eating*