I kill you, you kill me...


Aoleleb

 

Posted

*rezzes*

*looks at mayhem caused*

*sends a nuclear bomb into the room*

*a flag pokes out of the bomb saying "boom"*

*another nuclear bomb nearby explodes while others are distracted*

*hides in bomb shelter*


 

Posted

Aww gee thanks Vapor!

*Gets blasted by the second nuke*

*Rez*

Grr gosh darn it I just got back up!

*Sneaks to the door of Chaotics bomb shelter and drops a rabid bunny inside*

*Laughs as the bunny gnaws Chaotic to death*


 

Posted

*Looks around*

Wow...so that's what a nuclear bomb feels like. It stings a little, but otherwide I'm fine.

*Walks over to Luminous*

Oh crap! I'm glowing!

*Dies moments later*


 

Posted

*Rez*

*Gives Luminous a super-atomic-ultimate-wedgie-of-death-causing-and-pain*

*Puts DV into a vernal loop so he can watch him die repeatedly*


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

Posted

Ignorance shall be your downfall!
I'm still dead.

*Rezes outside Build's trap*

*Rezes Luminous again*

*Does a complex rain dance*

*Fire rains down from the heavens, landing on Build and only Build*

Oh, damn. I'd meant to rain water not fire! Oh well.


 

Posted

*rezzes*

*shuts rabid bunny in bomb shelter when exiting*

*gives a permanent lock on the outside*

*throws Build, Luminous_Star, and DV in bomb shelter for the bunny to kill*

*permanently locks shelter*

hehehe


 

Posted

*Rez*

*Makes friends with bunny by producing another bunny of opposite sex*

*Within five minutes I have an army of rabid bunnys*

*They chew through the wall*

*They devour Chaotic*


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

Posted

*rezzes*

*summons infinite amount for carrots for the bunnies*

*turns Build into a carrot and throws him in pile of carrots*

*rabid bunnies devour Build*

*climbs tower*


 

Posted

*Rez*

*Looks around at the thousands of bunnies and carrots*

*Watches Chaotic climb the tower*

*Summons a thunderstorm and has the lightning strike Chaotic, frying him to a crisp*


 

Posted

((daleks are immune to radiation. in fact, thats what brought them into existence))
I know the mystic art of.... IRONY!
*suddenly a giant hairy foot steps on everyone*


 

Posted

[Totally off topic but LMAO! @ HellSpites quote]

*Rez*

*Summons an evil podiatrist and has them amputate the giant foot*

*Throws the giant severed foot onto HellSpites head, watching it squish him flat*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

remember you werent a dalek no more Hellspite?

*grabs chainsaw and shreds Hellspite's body for good measure*


 

Posted

(( i waited about 6 million years for me to evolve back into one, then traveled back))
*rez*
*shoots 96*


 

Posted

*looks around at all the chaos and wonders why no one has killed him*

*shrugs*

*whips up an anti-Dalek beam and blasts HellSpite with it repeatedly until he dies*

*sits down in a chair with a sign in front of him*

For sale, plans for your own anti-Dalek beam. $100.


 

Posted

*Sneaks up behind Blade and stabs him in the spine with a sharp stick*

There, happy now? ^^


 

Posted

*Sneaks up behind Blade*

*Garotes him with a dead cat*

*Steals anti-Dalek beam plans*

For sale, extra low prices. $150.


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

Posted

Ha beat ya to it Build. =p

*Judo Chops Build Austin Powers style and throws him into a tank of frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their frickin' heads*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

*cracks knuckles and growls low in throat*

*reaches into the tank, rips the laser beam off of one of the sharks*

Mua ha ha ha

*laserfies Build and Star's heads off*

*steals back the anti-Dalek beam plans*

For Sale! One Time Only Deal! $200!


 

Posted

*Rez*

*Hits Blade in the face with a razor blade suitcase*

*Steals anti-Dalek beam plans*

Get it while it's hot and at the lowest prices EVAH! $3000


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

Posted

*summons an oversized black person*
*stabs build with a rusty metal stake*
hah i win


 

Posted

*Rez*

*Goes all DB/WP Scrapper on spiderwebb and chops him up into tiny little pieces which she feed to the sharks*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

*takes anti-dalek plans*

copies on sale for $10!!!!

*takes rusty stake out of build and impales star*


 

Posted

No one killed me?

*Is too busy contemplating while he is dead and inadvertently blocks stake from hitting Luminous*

Oww that hurts.

*Dies*

*Rez*

*Punches Chaotic so hard Chaotic's head goes flying off and crashes into wall*

How do you like how that (censored for the sake of humanity) works?


 

Posted

Lol This is now the official save Lumi thread.

That is all.

Oh except..

*Pulls out a Needler and fires an entire clip of pink explodey darts into darkvapors head*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

ahhh back at last...wait NEEDLERSS!!!!!!!!

*grows another set of arms*

*picks up 4 needlers*

*(the following scene is too pink and splody for anyone to hear or visualize*

whew that was fun.

*runs off looking for more things to needle*


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