I kill you, you kill me...
Aww gee thanks Vapor!
*Gets blasted by the second nuke*
*Rez*
Grr gosh darn it I just got back up!
*Sneaks to the door of Chaotics bomb shelter and drops a rabid bunny inside*
*Laughs as the bunny gnaws Chaotic to death*
*Looks around*
Wow...so that's what a nuclear bomb feels like. It stings a little, but otherwide I'm fine.
*Walks over to Luminous*
Oh crap! I'm glowing!
*Dies moments later*
*Rez*
*Gives Luminous a super-atomic-ultimate-wedgie-of-death-causing-and-pain*
*Puts DV into a vernal loop so he can watch him die repeatedly*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
Ignorance shall be your downfall!
I'm still dead.
*Rezes outside Build's trap*
*Rezes Luminous again*
*Does a complex rain dance*
*Fire rains down from the heavens, landing on Build and only Build*
Oh, damn. I'd meant to rain water not fire! Oh well.
*rezzes*
*shuts rabid bunny in bomb shelter when exiting*
*gives a permanent lock on the outside*
*throws Build, Luminous_Star, and DV in bomb shelter for the bunny to kill*
*permanently locks shelter*
hehehe
*Rez*
*Makes friends with bunny by producing another bunny of opposite sex*
*Within five minutes I have an army of rabid bunnys*
*They chew through the wall*
*They devour Chaotic*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
*rezzes*
*summons infinite amount for carrots for the bunnies*
*turns Build into a carrot and throws him in pile of carrots*
*rabid bunnies devour Build*
*climbs tower*
*Rez*
*Looks around at the thousands of bunnies and carrots*
*Watches Chaotic climb the tower*
*Summons a thunderstorm and has the lightning strike Chaotic, frying him to a crisp*
((daleks are immune to radiation. in fact, thats what brought them into existence))
I know the mystic art of.... IRONY!
*suddenly a giant hairy foot steps on everyone*
[Totally off topic but LMAO! @ HellSpites quote]
*Rez*
*Summons an evil podiatrist and has them amputate the giant foot*
*Throws the giant severed foot onto HellSpites head, watching it squish him flat*
*rezzes*
remember you werent a dalek no more Hellspite?
*grabs chainsaw and shreds Hellspite's body for good measure*
(( i waited about 6 million years for me to evolve back into one, then traveled back))
*rez*
*shoots 96*
*looks around at all the chaos and wonders why no one has killed him*
*shrugs*
*whips up an anti-Dalek beam and blasts HellSpite with it repeatedly until he dies*
*sits down in a chair with a sign in front of him*
For sale, plans for your own anti-Dalek beam. $100.
*Sneaks up behind Blade and stabs him in the spine with a sharp stick*
There, happy now? ^^
*Sneaks up behind Blade*
*Garotes him with a dead cat*
*Steals anti-Dalek beam plans*
For sale, extra low prices. $150.
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
Ha beat ya to it Build. =p
*Judo Chops Build Austin Powers style and throws him into a tank of frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their frickin' heads*
*rezzes*
*cracks knuckles and growls low in throat*
*reaches into the tank, rips the laser beam off of one of the sharks*
Mua ha ha ha
*laserfies Build and Star's heads off*
*steals back the anti-Dalek beam plans*
For Sale! One Time Only Deal! $200!
*Rez*
*Hits Blade in the face with a razor blade suitcase*
*Steals anti-Dalek beam plans*
Get it while it's hot and at the lowest prices EVAH! $3000
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
*summons an oversized black person*
*stabs build with a rusty metal stake*
hah i win
*Rez*
*Goes all DB/WP Scrapper on spiderwebb and chops him up into tiny little pieces which she feed to the sharks*
*rezzes*
*takes anti-dalek plans*
copies on sale for $10!!!!
*takes rusty stake out of build and impales star*
No one killed me?
*Is too busy contemplating while he is dead and inadvertently blocks stake from hitting Luminous*
Oww that hurts.
*Dies*
*Rez*
*Punches Chaotic so hard Chaotic's head goes flying off and crashes into wall*
How do you like how that (censored for the sake of humanity) works?
Lol This is now the official save Lumi thread.
That is all.
Oh except..
*Pulls out a Needler and fires an entire clip of pink explodey darts into darkvapors head*
*rezzes*
ahhh back at last...wait NEEDLERSS!!!!!!!!
*grows another set of arms*
*picks up 4 needlers*
*(the following scene is too pink and splody for anyone to hear or visualize*
whew that was fun.
*runs off looking for more things to needle*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*looks at mayhem caused*
*sends a nuclear bomb into the room*
*a flag pokes out of the bomb saying "boom"*
*another nuclear bomb nearby explodes while others are distracted*
*hides in bomb shelter*