*laughs*
*My Impervious Skin repels your silly attack*
*grabs the harpoon from the floor*
*finds super allergic powder in my pocket*
*dashes some on the tip of the harpoon*
*runs over to the silly man*
*stabs his leg with the harpoon*
*watches green puss start bubbling from the wound*
*laughs in his face and runs away*
*leaving him to die in a most itchy painful way*
(only takes 30 seconds)
*grabs Perfect_Pain*
*pokes her apart fourth-dimensionally so that different parts of her body are moving at different speeds in time*
*points and laughs as she comes apart in the world's strangest-looking puree explosion*
*then takes away Chaotic96' banjo and makes him eat it so the noise will stop*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
you know, banjos dont taste that bad
*takes out spare banjo and starts playing*
*Rez*
Really? I wonder how guitars taste.
*Eats electric guitar*
*Amps explode*
*Goes flying*
*Lands in the lawn in front of Chaotic*
Hate...you....*Dies*
*Spiritually I pull myself together*
*Rez*
*Travels through time and space at LightSpeed*
*finds TeChameleon and Chaotic96 and darkvaper*
*Grabs a Nail Gun........*
*Plays target practice at them from my hot air balloon*
*manages to nail them together in such a paculiar way*
(one of you lost an eye)
*watches them all die*
*happily floats away*
*rezzes*
*flys to exosphere*
*pulls a meteor on Pain*
*climbs from smoking crater and looks at Pain's carbonized skeleton*
man reentry was hot...gotta go find a glacier to lay on!
*runs off to the north pole*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*beats Entropy to the North Pole and plants a series of explosives*
*waits for Entropy to approach, then detonates the explosives, calving an iceberg that drops directly on top of Entropy*
Cool off, man.
*rezzes*
*plays the banjo to the north pole*
*smashes banjo over bladeheart*
there's more where that came from
No, there aren't...
*drops Chaotic's entire infinite supply of banjos onto Chaotic's head, squashing him flat, and then sets the whole mess on fire*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
you forgot this one
*pulls out yet another banjo*
*throws a gasoline pail at TeChameleon then throws a lit match in to the gas*
*plays the banjo while TeChameleon burns to death*
*places door in room and burst his eyestalk through it*
HERE'S HELLSPITE!
*burns it down*
*shoots everyone*
*Rez*
*Uses control over gravity to pickup the bullets and fling them back at Hellsprite over and over again until he's dead*
*Rezes everyone else for kicks*
Yay!!
just for that DV, i will not kill you this time
*plays a sentimental banjo from the banjo bowl*
no one wants to kill me?
*takes all bodies and grinds them into meat*
*feeds meat to rabid beavers*
*rezzes*
I wasnt dead when you ground me up GOD DAMMIT!
*whips out molecular disintegration cannon*
*atomizes chaotic*
There someone killed you!
*begins to play the world's smallest violin for all those Issue 11 beta gripers*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
What about the whole "I'm not gonna kill you" thing?
*Rez*
*Rezes Chaotic*
*Beats the crap out of him until he's dead.*
*Then takes Chaotic's body and shoves it into a meat grinder*
*Sits back and listens to Entropy's violin playing*
*rezzes*
i wasnt gonna kill you that time, days passed, then killed you
*takes violin and beats DV and Entropy with it*
*puts them back in meat grinder*
*sits back and plays the banjo*
He forgot to turn the meat grinder on!
*Entropy hears music *
*Knocks Chaotic out*
*Pulls Entropy out of grinder*
I'll let you think of a suitable punishment.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
*throws Chaotic into the Apeture Science testing facility.....and seals off GlaDOS's room.*
You may make it to the end, but you cant get to GlaDOS so you cant get out...sucker!
*adds ceiling turrets for kicks and giggles*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*taunts GlaDOS*
*GlaDOS hits the door*
1 dent down, many to go
*repeats 20 times*
yay the door has bent moved enough for me to slide through
*gets through door and opens the door*
*hides with banjo before GlaDOS can see me*
*GlaDOS kills Entropy and DV*
*Notices that nobody has posted in two days*
I WIN!
*Strangely, No one shoots/dematerializes/devolves him*
Anyone? Ain't anyone gonna kill meh?
*no one answers*
Well, if thats it, im leavin'!
*Suicide*
*leaps into thread holding a sonic screwdriver in a threatening manner*
*looks at HellSpite's broken body*
Well, crap. Now what am I supposed to do with this?
*shrugs and zaps Chaotic96 a good one*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Hits the thread with an anti-matter cannon*
*Watches as the thread dematerializes*
*Shoots TeCh with an emo cannon*
*Hits everyone else with razorblade pies*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
... emo cannon?
Gah, I can't put my hair like that, I don't have enough left!
*runs out and buys a wig, then mopes about having to buy a wig*
Hmm... y'know, I'm really not sure if it's even possible for my poetry to get much worse...
*exposes Build to some of his poetry from before, then some of his emo poetry*
*Build's ears crawl into his skull to try and get away after his eyeballs have exploded, and the resulting brain damage kills him*
... yeah, didn't think so.
*throws wig away and laughs maniacally*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Rez*
Huh? Gene Simmons? Get outta my way! *Shoots Gene*
*Tracks down Perfect Pain using superior senses*
*Shoots Pain with harpoon gun*