*Rez*
*Comes up behind Chaotic while he's too busy playing with black holes and breaks his neck*
*Actually fails to kill Chaotic. He's now paralyzed.*
Oh well.
*Throws Chaotic into black hole.*
Problem solved.
*rezzes*
ahh my favorite player to pick on
*whictles as he swings a sledgehammer into DV's face*
man, you have a glass jaw, and your brains look like jello
*brings in the zombies to eat the rest if DV*
Technically I'm not dead!
*Zombies eat my brains*
*Rez*
I sooo hate zombies
*Whips out gravity gun*
*Begins firing random sharp objects into the zombies*
*Then takes one of those sharp little metal discs from Half Life 2 and fires it into Chaotic, cutting him off from the waist down*
All of your kitty belong to us! *eats all of teh kitteh*
*rezzes*
*turns on Gary's mod*
*grabs G-Mod Cannon*
*smashes DV with barrel before shooting kitty with the exploding spiked rocket javelin*
I WIN!
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*taps Entropy on the shoulder*
*gives Entropy a skull crushing blow to the head when he turns around*
gotta love the old fashioned kills
*goes off to put ice on his hand*
*hypercools the ice on Chaotic's hand*
*points and laughs as all heat is sucked out of Chaotic's body, he achieves absolute zero, and collapses into a mushy puddle of degenerate matter as all molecular motion ceases*
Ain't physics fun?
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Rez*
*Accelerates molecules in my arm so that they can phase through matter*
*Puts my arm through Chameleon's chest*
*Pulls out his heart*
Yes physics is very fun
*looks on with interest as Darkvapour futilely waves his ethereal arm through my chest*
*points and laughs as Dakrvapour realizes that since his arm is intangible, there's nothing holding it on*
*Darkvapour's arm falls off and he bleeds out*
Agreed. Very fun indeed.
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
uhhhh, if molecular motion ceases, i freeze, not turn into a mushy puddle. BTW im usually called Coldspot, raised in the sub-arctic i was.
*shrugs off the cold and bashes TeChameleon withs his now frozen solid fist*
isnt the world of superheroes fun?
Lesse if I can get this...
This link might clarify things, or at least obfuscate them to the point that you stop arguing 
Basically, once you reach absolute zero (complete cessation of molecular motion), the properties of matter get seriously funky. As near as I can understand (and remember >.> it, once all molecular motion ceases, the electrons fall into the core of the atom/molecule (or they get repelled away, don't remember which) and the rest of it basically falls to bits or collapses inwards.
As I said, the memory is a bit fuzzy.
*rezzes after finishing pseudophysics lecture*
*alters Chaotic96' quantum state*
*points and laughs (yes, I do that a lot) as Chaotic dissipates into a random cloud of free radicals*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
ah, but it says in that link that in that every lattice element of the structure is in it's proper place whether a single atom or molecular grouping.
*rezzes*
its HOT in here!!!!
*gets angry and has a 4 tonne salt brick fall onto TeChameleon*
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ah, but it says in that link that in that every lattice element of the structure is in it's proper place whether a single atom or molecular grouping.
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That's assuming a crystalline structure for the object in question, which, last I checked, the human body lacked >.>
Also, apparently entropy is negated if you achieve absolute zero, something that (sort of) contradicts the second law of thermodynamics.
*rezzes*
You think it's hot now?
*increases local temperature around Chaotic96 until he's reduced to plasma, then continues increasing it until he once again dissipates into a random cloud of free radicals*
... what? "Random cloud of free radicals" is fun to say 
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
but if im not mistaken, you linked me to the "perfect crystal" part of it, yet you say that the human body lacks a crystalline structure. What is your reasoning, there has been NO experiment that reached absolute zero, therefore, you cannot say that it contradicts the law of matter.
*moves around TeChameleon's head as a cloud of free radicals, clouding his vision*
... no, no, NO! It's a random cloud of free radicals, get it right!
... the words 'apparently' and 'assuming' were quite prominent in my post, neh? I'm hardly a physicist studying exotic states of matter, but I've read in enough halfway-respectable books that the math indicates something along the lines of the above would happen to consider it probable barring new evidence contradicting it. That would be my reasoning.
And I said "Law of Thermondynamics", not "Law of Matter"... different things entirely. Basically, 2nd Law of Thermodynamics = Entropy will always increase in an open system (although it's a trifle more complex than that). Absolute Zero is mathematically predicted to = no increase in Entropy, therefore the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics is being contravened, despite it being one of the most-tested and most-proven laws in physics.
*pulls out electric fan and blows Random-Cloud-of-Free-Radicals-form-Chaotic96 into a jar and puts a lid on it, then sticks it on a shelf in the back of an unused closet in an abandoned building*
*shunts abandoned building, closet and all, along sixth-dimensional lines to end up on an entirely separate timeline... where dinosaurs rule the Earth!*
*jar is eaten by chicken-sized lizards with unpronounceable Latin names*
Why am I arguing exotic physics with a random cloud of free radicals, anyways? And in this particular thread >.>?
(sorry, just had to say it at least once more)
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
lol, anyways.......
*rezzes in normal timeline*
nect time you do that to me, could you give me some breath freshener. Those lizards need it.
*opens up portal between both timelines, letting the dinosaurs roam the earth*
*cuts TeChameleon and throws him in shark infested waters*
*Rez*
*Convinces Dinosaurs to go back to their world*
*On it's way out a T-Rex uses Chaotic 96 as a chew toy*
For sheer comic relief, *rezes Chameleon*
*Seals barrier between our world and dino world*
*rezzes*
Thanks DV, you closed the portal too soon, im in the time where you were a little vermin
*kills young DV*
*notices the T-rex is still here*
ohhhhh [censored]
*T-rex uses him as chew toy again*
*Future me looks down at self*
*Oh (censored)*
*Dies*
*Rez*
*Rezes Chaotic*
*Then impales him against the wall*
*Cuts Chaotic in several important places, then let's him bleed out.*
*Rezes him*
*Repeats the process 100 times over*
Justice has been served.
thats torture, but i deserved it
*rezzes*
*smashes DV with a sledgehammer, and feeds DV to a pack of hungry wolves*
*Rezzes*
Im back, chums up, lets do this!
DALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEK JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNKINNNNS!
Bystander: o my god, he just ran in.
*kills everyone*
*rezzes*
*blasts Hellspite with a Anti-Dalek gun*
*bans Hellspite from ever using the word Dalek on this thread from now on*
*cuts Hellspit up*
*Pulls out Super Emo Cannon of Wrist / *
*Shoots Chaotic in the foot with it*
*Watches as Chaotic's foot begins to play Lincoln Park*
"What anybody else want some?"
*Gets bored and shoots Chaotic in the face with ita*
*Watches as his face cuts itself*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
*rezzes Hellspite*
*climbs some stairs, then points and laughs at him*
*steals Super Emo Cannon from Build and then shoots his own lawn with it, nodding in satisfaction as it cuts itself*
*folds S.E.C. into a neat little tinfoil wad and throws it through Build's head*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
You obviously dont know where that popcorn's been. I believe its the same popcorn that was eaten in this thread a while back.
*looks back at other posts*
sry TeChameleon
*steals a black hole from TeChameleon's stock and puts it under Nox*
*Nox gets sucked into the black hole*