*rezzes*
*brings a 30 foot tall wolf into town*
get them
*the wolf starts devouring absolutely everything*
*turns invisible before the wolf looks back*
*rezzes*
Dalek.
*rips a hole in the forum-time continuum by saying dalek, sucking eveyone to Woodstock, where they get killed by drunken idiots*
Anyone gonna get me?
*rez*
*crushes hellspite like a tin can vs brother bluto's forehead*
*goes off to watch National Lampoon's Animal House 100 times*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*substitutes the videotape from "The Ring" for "Animal House"*
Muwahahaha.
*pulls out Proton Pack and uses it on Entropy_Aegis and all the ghosts, just to piss them all off*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Rezzes*
Takes another proton pack, and crosses the beams!
*all the everything in everyone explodes at lightspeed, thereby ending the universe*
*reboots the universe to precisely the instant before HellSpite crosses the streams and takes away his (its?) Proton Pack*
*pushes Hellspite down a flight of stairs into a dark basement, then leaves with the door open, laughing.*
*pauses for a moment, then puts a web of SuperStrings across the doorway before leaving again*
Real Daleks don't climb stairs, they just level the building.
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Does exactly that*
Boom goes the building!
Rezzes...
*Kills Hellspite in some generic way to match his/her generic robot avatar*
*Rezzes*
*kills Pain in some depressing way because of her depressing avatar*
*throws molten turkey at everyone else*
Happy thanksgiving, ya newbs!
*gets splattered by liquid turkey*
*wipes turkey off*
Eeeewww... dude, wtf?
*unleashes horde of 8-ft tall carnivorous turkeys into thread, then slams the door, watching through the window as they devour everyone*
Happy Thanksgiving, suckas. Hehehehe...
*rezzes*
*kills, stuffs, and roasts/deep-frys all the 8-ft turkeys*
*serves to world*
Happy Thanksgiving all!
<----poisoned the turkey
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
*laughs and runs away*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*shrugs*
By Canadian standards you're a month and a bit late (our Thanksgiving is the first weekend of October).
*ignores poisoned turkey, crystallizes Entropy_Aegis, then chills him to Absolute Zero*
Voila. Crystalline-state object at Absolute Zero= no Entropy.
*Entropy_Aegis suffers a sudden and complete reality failure*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
* I kill all the men posting here by one by one dragging them off your computers and taking you shopping at girly shops, no computer shops for hours on end, because today is Black Friday*
* On a side note, You cant kill me back because your all stunned for 24 hours, due to the excessive girly shipping *
... oookay, 'stunned' is not an appropriate adjective to describe my reaction to excessive exposure to girly shops.
I get bored, and my mind does strange things... you're likely to find me attempting to figure out (through experimentation >.>
how many bras and sales racks need to be combined to launch a mannequin through plate glass.
And the "Pink Pink Pink" in your sig? There's one 'Pink' who will always be cooler than that.
*grooves out with a tenor sax while shipping Perfect_Pain to Greenland in November without a coat*
[ QUOTE ]
excessive girly shipping
[/ QUOTE ]
Not sure if I'd call it 'excessive', but... hey, whatever works.
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*rezzes*
there is no way im letting TeChameleon have the last kill
*shoves TeChameleon in a deep freezer, and then locks him inside*
... what, that's supposed to kill me?
I'm Canadian. That's barely going to slow me down.
*chips his way out of the freezer*
*beats Chaotic to death with a side of frozen beef*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Takes them all to washington, where they all drown from unimaginable rain*
Take that! i have to live with it 3/4 of the time here! last year we had 57 continuous days of rain!
I spent the first 20 years of my life in Vancouver. Failure #2.
*beats Hellspite to death with the now rather soggy side of frozen beef*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
are you kidding me? I'm 17 years old, and i spent my first 9 years in the sub-arctic Manitoba. That frozen beef is nuthing
*rezzes*
*swings hellspite at TeChameleon*
*eats frozen beef*
*throws grenade at both Hellspite and TeChameleon*
*BOOM*
*Rezz*
Turns into.....
CHUCK NORRIS!
*does a roundhouse kick that levels the building*
*rez*
*hands Hellspite-Norris a note that says "You can't see the real Chuck Norris"*
*waves as Hellspite-Norris gets Texas Roundhoused into next Tuesday*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*enters thread*
Steps innocently into the middle of the battleground and is tackled from all sides by various characters, a squirrel, and a rogue nuclear warhead
*rezzes*
I just wanted to know where the BATHROOM was!!!
*releases radioactive stream of urine on to carpet next to Blade*
*Carpet catches fire, melting Blade's blade onto his arm*
*Blade catches fire*
*I catch on fire*
*we both die*
(Edit: How long, generally, should each of these be? [also, character does not have Radioactive Urine as a power. But that would be cool.])
*Rez*
*Blasts Chameleon with microwave cannon which vaporizes all the water molecules in his body, cooking him alive*
Anyone want fried Chameleon?