Revan_The_Wiser

"Hello? OW!"
*Strangles Bird_Rush with the cord, shoves the telephone down his throat*
"That's for prank calling me!"

*weenie-slaps Chaotic96*
"Stop it~!"
*Chaotic96 falls over dead*
"Uh, whoops, forgot I was still holding my blaster rifle..."

(OoC: (...I need to stop breaking character) I'm 15 today, woo~)
*slaps Chaotic96*
Never ask a person their age!
*whispers to bot henchman*
"He just asked how old you are...*
*Bot henchman incinerates Chaotic96*

Painful.
*rezzes*
Picks up broken bot henchman
"Heeere's -- Y'know, I'm not even gonna bother the obscure 'The Shining' quote..."
*bludgeons Chaotic96*

*picks up a severed bot-laser-arm-cannon-slappity-thing*
*Bot-slaps Shitoko with it; Shitoko's neck snaps*
"Hmm. That's not good... --My ships should have melted all this metal! Darn second-rate star-forge ships... *grumble*"

(OoC again: Whoops, I thought it was Chaotic that did the blackhole thing, thus adding another layer of irony... yeah.)
*Rezzes*
"No air in space!!!"
*Thinking... thinking... thinking...*
*Uses Insight Inspiration*
"I've got it!"
*Summons countless bot henchmen, then calls forth an orbital strike, glassing the planet.*
"It's metal now! Yay!"
*Cuts foot on a jagged ex-laser-cannon*
"Hehehe... I can use this to my advantage!"

What is needed to supply a middle school science life with all it needs to begin a biology experiment?

Orange peels.

(OoC: He's right... What do we do?)

*rezzes*
"I really hope that isn't an automatic-locking gun."
*Summons bot henchmen*
*Upgrades bot henchmen*
*Activates leadership powers*
*Activates Shadow Fall*
"...Hey, where'd you go?"

*rezzes violently, killing everyone in the thread (Everyone who's still alive, of course) to fuel the resurrect power*
"WHAT!? How DARE you not eat popcorn!"
*Whips out the mini-blackholes; shoves them together and into the popcorn and smashes Chaotic's face into it*
*realizes he's standing right next to the black holes*
*Temporary invulnerability from rez wears off*
*meep.*
*rezzes on a hillside beside the black-hole'd office building.*
"Hmm, this could take awhile to fix."

*rezzes*
"Magic: The Gathering, for the win!"
*Takes Magic cards and crushes Entropy under the sheer weight of the sets.*
"And guess what: That's my Highlander deck!"
(In-joke. HAhahahaha!)

*rezzes*
"I'm back, baby!"
Kicks Chaotic in the back, snapping his spine.
"Footprints are always fun..."

*rezzes*
*rezzes sentai*
*removes knife; replaces it*

*grabs laser pistol, shoots blender and Chaotic*
*aims at HellSpite*
"click!"
"Well, that doesn't sound good."
*thinks*
*pulls out explosive, attaches it to a puppy, wraps it up, and gives it to HellSpite*
Boom.
"I love being a Villain. Gives me license to to stuff like that!"

...Please, PLEASE tell me you did not just mean that. I've never singlehandedly done *anything* this big! Besides, this was fun!

:P
...You mean that?
*cries*
*pulls out rocket launcher; blows up Aegis*
*places barrel to head*
"click"
"Noo! OUT OF AMMO!"

Someone please post! ...It's getting lonely!

*rezzes*
*uses sands of mu to crush Chaotic96's chest*
*fires blaster rifle, disintegrating corpse*
*summons bots, all pick up debris from machines and hurls it at where Chaotic's corpse used to be*
--You seem to have an unnatural affinity for anvils.
--Where is everyone?

"*whirr* *clank*"
"I'm alive!"
*gets shot*
"Ow! Hey, I'm alive! Hey, Chaotic! What's up?"
*gets shot*

(the frying pan fell... It didn't fly through the air with the velocity of something that's trying to kill someone.)
*rezzes Chaotic*
*Shoots Chaotic in the face*
*builds automatic rezzing machine*
*hooks it up to auto-face-shooting machine*
"hah. This oughta be fun."

*rezzes*
*summons bot henchmen*
*vaporizes frying pan*
*raises temperature of air around TeChameleon to 102°F*
*Chameleon keels over*
"Chameleons are cold-blooded!"

*rezzes*
*Hits Chameleon with frying pan, canceling out dent*
"Karma!"
*Twirls frying pan around*
*Accidentally lets go*
*Frying pan flies above head, crashes down*
"Ow. Hooray! I'm still alive!"
(Frying pan now has my face as a dent in it.)

*rezzes*
*summons bots _YET AGAIN_*
*pushes Chaotic96 into black hole*
*creates containment field around black hole and pushes black hole into grand canyon*
*creates second black hole, devouring grand canyon*
*goes back to SG base to fry up some muffins*
(not kidding. You cut a muffin in half, put it in a frying pan with butter, and fry it up good, and it tastes heavenly.)
Edit: Uh, where is everyone? You haven't replied in 5 hours or so!

*rezzes*
"You know, I could make a Michael Jackson joke right now..."
*shoots HellSpite in the head*
*HellSpite's hair catches on fire*
"Take THAT, pepsi-cola!"

"noo, my rampage was only just starting!"
*convinces a random comic book writer to put Revan back in the thread*
"Retcon _this_!"
*tears page in half*
"So, as I was sa-