I kill you, you kill me...


Aoleleb

 

Posted

Time and space themselves are my playthings!

*tears reality in half*

*throws Entropy out through the rip in the middle*

*sews reality back together seamlessly*

*points and laughs as Entropy_Aegis suffers total and complete (but not especially spontaneous, since I did it) reality failure*


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

Posted

*Rezzes*

*Picks shards of needler rounds out of her hair*

*Watches as TC throws Entropy into a reality rift*

*Sneaks up behind TC and uses a magic eraser to erase his head*


 

Posted

*jumps into thread with ninja like reflexes*
*throws a smoke grenade*
*throws blinding powder (the fixed version)*
*transforms*
*NOVA*
*kills you all*
*runs back to the Rogue Isles, giggling*


 

Posted

*headless TeChameleon grabs Perfect_Pain on their way back to the Isles and drags them underwater*

*thrashing, bubbles*

*some blood surfaces, then Pain's corpse*


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

Posted

*rezzes*

*places black hole under TeChameleon*

cya


 

Posted

*steals blackhole and slips it into Chaotic96' coffee*

[ QUOTE ]
cya

[/ QUOTE ]
No, no you won't.


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

Posted

HAHAHA!!! i dont drink coffee

*slices TeChameleon in 2 with a rapier*


 

Posted

*waits til that guy swims away*
*rezzes*
*transforms into my stalker form*
*finds TeChameleon hangin at a men only pub*
*sneaks in*
*puts some arsenic in his drink*

(enough to kill a giant mammoth)

*watches him drink it... and die....*
*placates everyone and walks off*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

*waits for Perfect_Pain a few blocks from the pub, then blasts her with liquid nitrogen*

*shatters her with a sledgehammer*


 

Posted

*Rez*

*Head explodes from needlers*

*Rez again*

*Rezes Luminous*

*Hypnotizes her*

*Uses her to block the next incoming attack*


 

Posted

*throws knives at DV inadvertently hitting the hypnotized Luminous*

grrr!!

*summons a pile of anvils above DV*

*watches DV get flattened into paper*


 

Posted

*rezzes carefully*
*throws on my liquid nitrogen proof pants*
*finds that guy hiding in a dark hole*
*taunts him*
* K N O C K O U T B L O W *
*laughs while his head rolls down further into the abyss*
*runs away*


 

Posted

*watches as Perfect_Pain chases someone into a dark hole and then emerges a few minutes later*

*looks into the hole after she has left to see some guy who's had his head knocked off*

Hmmph, I wonder who that guy was? Oh well.

*shrugs and chases Perfect_Pain down, then shuts her in an Iron Maiden and watches all the blood pour out*

Ahh... the classics...

*walks away, whistling a jaunty tune*


 

Posted

*Rezes as Demo man from TF2*

*Plants sticky bombs everywhere*

*pwns everyone not already dead*

*Does a little dance*

*Goes off to find more sticky bombs*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

*looks at DV then at the semi truck behind him*

thank you

*starts the semi truck and runs over DV*


 

Posted

*Spins around just in time to see Chaotic in the semi truck*

*Dies*

*Rezes as self*

*Grabs RPG launcher and blasts the semi truck into fiery oblivion*

That's how we do things in my neighborhood!


 

Posted

*drops a piano filled with dynamite on Darkvapour*

*KABOOM!*

And that's how we do things in MY neighbourhood.





...

What? You mean I'm not supposed to live in Toontown?


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

Posted

*rezzes*

*Decapitates Chameleon*

Heck no...we are way to violent for those kiddies to see...YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED!

*wanders off towards Final Fight thread*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*rezzes*

*grabs Entropy and straps him to a conveyor belt*

*conveyor belt starts moving towards a buzzsaw*

*places bomb by buzzsaw to explode when Entropy dies*

*watches until the explosion*

now that's how MY neighbourhood does it

no, its not nerva


 

Posted

*Rez*

*Kicks down the door behind Chaotic, causing him to jump*

*Whips out double uzis*

*DATDATDATDATDATDATDAT!!!!*

*Shoots everything but Chaotic*

Wow, did I get 'im yet?


 

Posted

*drops anvils on both Chaotic and Darkvapour*

Too violent for the kiddies? When's the last time you visited the Looney Tunes end of town?


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

Posted

*rezzes*

yesterday, bought this

*whips out the acme mega vaccum*

*sucks up TeChameleon*


 

Posted

*taps Chaotic on the shoulder from behind*

Ehhh, What's up, Doc?

*produces huge wooden mallet from nowhere and mashes Chaotic flat, then sticks dynamite in his ears, nose, and mouth, running away as the world goes *BOOOM!* behind him*

So, did they deliver it twenty seconds after you dropped the letter into the mailbox?


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

Posted

*rezzes*

WHAT? NO, THEY delivered it in 15 seconds

*fixes ear drum*

thats better

*starts playing banjo*


 

Posted

*rezzes*
*finds a tv and a 360 grabs guitar hero 3*
*plays some tunes to regain my strength*
*Finds Mister Iron Maiden*
*crashes my plastic guitar over his head countless times until he is dizzy*
*calls up Gene Simmons finds his location via GPS*
*Teleports Gene Simmons to our location*
* and beats Mister Iron Maiden with plastic guitars to death while chanting, "I wanna rock and roll all night.. and party everyday"*

*runs and hides*
*leaves Gene Simmons there to fend for himself*