*Rez*
*Steals rocker*
*Beats En to death with it*
*Sits on shotgun, rocking back and forth while cocking the rocking chair*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
((oooh wow....i hurt from laughing))
*Grabs syringe*
*Injects Build with concentrated toxin that kills him in minutes*
*Steals Chaotic's marshmellows*
*rezzes*
i had marshmellows?
*grabs cocked rocking chair and bashes DV, destroying the rocking chair in the process*
my marshmellows!!!
*Rez*
*Sneaks up behind Chaotic and gives him a flouride flush*
*Flouride scrapes along Chaotic's brain leaving him a gibbering retard*
*Hands a nailgun to Chaotic and tells him DV is a brain eating rabbit*
*Watches as Chaotic repeatedly shoots DV in the face*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
*climbs into imaginary invisible car*
*runs over Build at 80 mph*
*comes back to look at the tire tracks on Build's corpse*
Never underestimate the power of a runaway imagination!
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
((lol))
*Rez*
*Sneaks behind TeCh and gets into imaginary car*
*Hot wires the car*
*Pulls up behind Tech*
*Walks to a safe distance*
*Shoots the gas tank*
*Watches as a physical explosion kills TeCh*
Never underestimate the criminal mind of a clepto!
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
*Rez*
*Waves bye bye to Build*
*The mine Build is standing on explodes*
Never underestimate the sheer violence of a homicidal maniac.
*Rez*
*Picks up the emo gun and blasts DV*
*DV turns into a Bible Thumper*
NOOOO! I didn't realize my gun had the opposite effect on an Emo!
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
*Thumps Build on the head with Bible*
Muwhahahhahahaha! You asked for it sucker!
*Whips out MP3*
*Begins playing Tool at max volume*
*Watches as DV's bible thumping head explodes*
Never underestimate the power of this music on those who are religiously inclined.
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
*rezzes*
*steals Build's MP-5, shoots him in both kneecaps, chains him to a wall, tilts his head back, feeds a tube down into his stomach, and pours molten iron down it*
Yum!
*rezzes*
*places mines absolutely everywhere*
*jumps in helicopter and snipes a mine from a safe distance causing all mines to explode*
*jumps out of helicopter before someone has a chance to do something*
*rezzes*
*Pulls a Macross Missile Massacre *
looks at smoldering cratered landscape in glee.
Never underestimate the resources of an anime fan!
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*Rez*
Someone say Anime?
*Summons the Tenchi Muyo Rail Cannon*
*Blasts En in the face with it*
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
*Pokes her head into the thread*
*Spots Entropy_Aegis and pings a rock off the back of his skull*
Bwah ha ha ha!
*Runs like mad for the nearest exit*
((Edit:Gah someone beat me to it! Oh well. My rock is still being thrown! Even if his head is mush! Bwah ha ha ha!))
Someone say Tenchi Muyo?
*summons Ryo Oki in Cabbit form*
*feeds it to Build*
*orders it to transform into spaceship form, then points and laughs as Build's 'meal' grows to the size of a barn inside him*
*then, for good measure, uses Ryo Oki's weaponry to blow Luminous_Star up*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
Oy!
*Rez*
*Turns around and drop kicks TeChameleon in the face with her super secksi high heeled boot*
Oh and while we're on the anime subject..
Moon Power Make Up!
*Turns into Sailor Moon and waits for the horrible death she is sure will follow this*
*rezzes*
Sailor Moon?!?
Only one thing will save us now!
*releases unstoppable horde of genetically engineered singing Barney clones into the thread*
*points and laughs as most everyone's heads explode*
Now, while she's distracted...
*sics Hamtaro-clone-with-poison-glands-and-a-fatal-bite on Pretty Soldier Luminous_Star*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Rez*
*Looks at her ruined cosplay Sailor Moon outfit*
You ruined my Halloween costume!
*Quickly summons Vega and using her super girly charms convinces him to slice TC into tiny little pieces*
... Vega? From Street Fighter? And you tried to use GIRLY charms on him?
*snicker*
*shrug* Oh well.
*gets sliced*
*rezzes*
*boots Vega into orbit, then points and laughs as his orbit decays and he craters on top of Luminous_Star*
As I have commented elsewhere in this thread, I have decided that here, the laws of physics are something that happen to other people.
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
Hey Vega was hot and it's 6:24 AM. My brain is frazzled. =p
*Is unsure if she should be upset that Vega is on top of her. Hmmm*
Oh well.
*Rez*
*Dusts Vega bits from her sleeves*
*Pulls a rather large Acme(tm) anvil from behind her back and drops it on TCs foot*
*Skips away laughing at TC*
*Pulls out a plasma cannon and blasts him to bits from 30ft away*
*rezzes*
Pfft, my Plasma Cannon is better.
*points Plasma Cannon at Luminous_Star*
See?
*Plasma Cannon goes "Ominous Hummmmmm"*
*fires*
Hey look! A Luminous_Star outline on the wall!
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
Oh yeah?
Mine's even bigger!
*Whips out rediculously huge plasma cannon*
*Fires*
*The weapon shatters not only Chameleon's life, but also any versions of him in an alternate reality, and memory of him from existence*
*Rezes Luminous Star out of pity*
*rezzes*
All right, thats it! MINIONS,ATTACK!
*suddenly thousands of killer sheep appear and kill everyone*
PWNd!
*rezzes*
O.O CANNIBAL!!!!!!!
*whips out miniature sun*
*uses it to incinerate Hellspite*
Thats what we do to cannibals in these here parts!
*gets shotgun and sits in rocker on porch*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper