I kill you, you kill me...


Aoleleb

 

Posted

*rez*

*Shows DV the inner workings of my mind*

*He's driven insane*

*Bashes his head against the wall till it resembles spaghetti*


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

Posted

*rezzes*

good thing i was dead, that would have hurt

*drills hole in Build's skull, takes out brain*

*shows Build the his brain's inner workings*


 

Posted

Hah! I'm already insane!

*Cackles maniacally as Chaotic shows Build his brain*

*Fires off shotgun, killing Chaotic and obliterating Build's body*


 

Posted

*walks in and opens fire on every idiot in the room, then departs*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

ooooh no you dont

*triggers mine in front of Hellspite*

*whistles while planting enough bombs on Hellspite that one movement would cause an explosion*


 

Posted

*notices the above, and defuses them all WITH HIS MIND!*


 

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*rezzes*

hey all!

...OMFG A DALEK!!!

*absorbs the time vortex*

*divides the atoms of everyone in the thread*

*is absorbed by vortex*

*speaks in reverberating voice*

Wow...it really is nice here.....ah well cant stay.

*rezzes*

*looks for other people*

*sees none*

*goes about making an army of clones so I wont be lonely*


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

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*rezzes*

*replaces Hellspite's keyboard with that stupid Portuguese one I was using last week*

*demands that Entropy and his clones figure out which is the original by looking for the barcode on the inside of their skulls, then hands them all crowbars*

*runs as the carnage begins*


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

Posted

*notices that there is very little distinction between the RP forums and the forum games*

*is killinated*


@Dragonistic

Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack

Total level is about 149.

EVILCAT

SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN

 

Posted

*finds that the world sucks, goes up to the death star and blows up everyone, and is worshipped by the daleks as a god, but takes pity on the poor humans/kheldians, and rezzes the world*


 

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*rezzes*

oww my head.

...waitaminit I atomized you!!!!!

*plays slow mo video of atomization*

See!!!!! you cant be alive as that violates the laws of reality.....<_<....soooooo

*blasts hellspite with the wave motion gun*

That'll learn ya!


"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper

 

Posted

*rezzes*

i thought i got rid of the wave motion cannon

*takes wave motion cannon, blasts Entropy, shreds wave motion cannon*


 

Posted

*rezzes*

Wow. Long time, no kill...

*reassembles the Wave Motion Cannon, shoves it up Chaotic's %&$ and fires*


 

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*Rezes just in time to see Chaotic get in touch with the wave motion cannon*

Ahh what the hell!

*Grabs portal gun and fires a blue one at Bladeheart. The sheer pressure of the portal inside him makes him explode, sending body parts everywhere*

*Grabs wave motion gun and tosses it in the pit with the Komodo Dragons*


 

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*rezzes*

my [censored] is sore

*collects Bladeheart's body parts and dices them up in a few meals*

*forces DV to eat the food with Bladeheart*

dont forget to comment on the food


 

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Hmm... it's been a while since I did this...

*rams his hand down Chaotic's throat and pulls him inside out*

Ah. Right. That's why I haven't done that in a while. Sorry about your shoes.


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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ugh, this is sick

*searches for the pocket with a gun*

[censored]

*grabs something sharp and rams it into his own skull*


 

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*Walks into the thread with a map and completely lost*


 

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*steals map from Fernico and throttles him/her with it*

Hi, and welcome to the RP forums! The first rez is free, after that... well, I offer a very competitive credit plan...


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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*rezzes*

i have my connections and get my rezzes for free

*shoves TeChameleon's credit plan up his [censored]*


 

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You sick son of a.....

*Hacks Chaotic's bank accounts, draining them of any and all cash.*

Oh and just to be safe....

*Reports Chaotic to the IRS*

*Watches as Chaotic is carted away by a team of IRS agents to be permenantly incarcerated in hell*


 

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*rezzes*

Bah. Who needs overly elaborate deaths...

*loads a Colt .45 and shoots darkvaper in the back of the head*


 

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Me!

*grabs Bladeheart, flies him into space, and rips him in half!*

*then hucks both halves into the sun as an afterthought, then detonates it in a spectacular supernova, decides this isn't enough and stuffs the entire Milky Way into its central black hole, then blows that up into a cross-dimensional quasar, decimating all life for a million lightyears in all directions*

*dusts off hands, satisfied, then realizes he's just blown up his comp and all fellow CoH players, and has nothing to do for the rest of eternity.*

Well, bugger.


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"

 

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*Rez*

*Grabs TeCh*

*Drowns Tech in Giant bowl of milk and cookies*

*Eats said bowl*

*Grabs Bladeheart*

*Dresses Bladeheart in a Carebear suit*

*Watches as small children tear Bladeheart apart*


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

Posted

*pops out of Build's ribcage, chestburster-style*

Ew. I can see why Xenomorphs are always so cranky. That was nasty.


"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"