*Rez*
Technology is killing our society! Case in point: *Crushes Shinji Hinomu with a slightly larger Mac*
*rezzes*
*drops an anvil in the shape of a Mac on top of sentai*
*rezzes*
*Kills Chaotic and Sentai by crushing them with Macs that are simultaneously playing Crank Dat*
"Soulja boy up in here OOOO. Why we crank dat why we ROOO. Why we crank dat soulja boy dat supaman dat OOO now why we YOU crank dat soulja boy..."
*body explodes*
*Rez!*
Sonova...
I got blended and kicked in the face.
That's just ebil.
Burns like Hellfire...
Godammit, now I gotta shoot someone...
*Loads double-barreled shotgun and aims at flying skull of Chaotic96*
Hey look! Trap!
*Fires. Skull splits apart.*
((I'm easily distracted...))
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
*Rez*
What? Easily distracted?
*tosses coins*
look shinies!
*whip kicks Grey into last millenium*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
Oh God! It's 1995! Look at the Internet as it is now!
So bleak...
Hey, there's me at age 11. Excuse me, I have to dispense some advice.
Me: "Hey! When you meet Entropy Aegis, kick him in the nuts. You'll understand what I mean when you get there."
Me at Age 11: "Uh..."
Me: *Time warps back home after doing many unspeakable things that no man should have to do to get the money to make the time machine.*
Much Older Me: "Entropy... I'm going to hurt you badly, but first..."
*Other Me appears.*
Other Me: "I get it now!"
*Other Me kicks Entropy Aegis in the groin before merging with Older Me, reverting back to Normal Me.*
You made me relive portions of my life and experience whole new levels of hatred...
*Kicks Entropy Aegis in the groin.*
*Gets a golf club and swings it into Entropy's clavicle.*
And now, le coup de gras...
*Swings sledge hammer into Aegis's ribcage.*
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
*rezzes*
oooooh
aaaaaah
*finds a ten-pin bowling ball*
*throws it at Mr Grey's groin*
*dynamite in bowling ball explodes*
wooow
*Summons an army of angry 5 year olds to annihilate Chaotic, Entropy, and Grey*
Hehehe....
I'm dead you silly sod!
*rez*
*points at shinji and watches as he blows up*
There are some who call me......Tim.
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*Rez*
*Pimp slaps Entropy*
Hahaha....ha...ha....
*pops out of shadows*
*stabs Shinji in the back*
*disappears back in shadows*
*Rezzes*
*Blasts Violent Pornography so loud that it makes Chaotic explode*
*Plays the newest Hannah Montana album and kills Shinji_Hinomu*
Everyone comes into the room. I do nothing. I just stand there and let you all fall victim to my death shroud :P
*rezzes*
*head-shots Nicollette with an arrow*
W00t
*rezzes*
*shadow maul's chaotic into a pile of mulch*
Booyah!
SM > ALL!
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*pokes Entropy's eyes*
alright.......
*picks up nicollette and bashes entropy many times until both bodies are mush*
Chaos>All
*rezzes*
Entropy is Chaos YOU FOOL!
*morphs into chaotic*
BOO!
*slices off Chaotic's head*
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
Uh.....
*throws a copy of Epic Movie at Entropy, killing him instantly*
*rezzes*
dang this thread was almost dead......
*ports shinji into FXII*
*Summons Zodiark, Ultima, Chaos, and Adremmelech*
*Judgement Bolt, Eschaton, Tornado, Final Eclipse*
*looks at pile of ashes that was shinji*
Thats what you get for having an Orochimaru avatar!
*sweeps ashes into a black hole*
*walks away*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
super8 walks in throws a rezz bomb. everybody is alive. throws a acid bomb. (walks out, closes door, and looks trough windo) everybodys skin is gone.
Much as I wasnt there...in the off chance that some fo our acid got to me I have this to say.....
REGEN SCRAPPER MOTHER [censored] !
*Proceeds to send Super8 to the twilight realm via 64 consecutive aplications of supercharged midnight grasp and soul drain*
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
*rezzes*
*is bursting with rage*
how dar you rezurrect this thread!!?!!!!?
*shoots 100 arrows into Entropy*
*snaps Entropy's neck*
*Rez*
*Beats Entropy over the head with a Mac until he dies.*
Wow, so those are better than PCs for something...