Any devs going to be at E3?


13th_Stranger

 

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Once again, I find myself without passage to E3. You don't know just how badly you want to go untill you've been twice and suddenly find yourself without the means. It's everybit as cool as it looks.

HOWEVER, one of my former colleagues and current friend is going, and has offered to pick up some swag for me. Naturally, I told him to send me whatever he got from Cryptic, which he had no problem with as he is strictly a console-only man.

But I was wondering, are any of you devs going to be there? I was hoping I could send him down with my pre-sale box or something and get it signed.


 

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Some are. Not all. States for sure. Recluse for sure. Probably Posi but not 100% certain


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Follow up question, and I REALLY hope a dev will field this: can I give my buddy a certain time to stop by the Cryptic booth for a signing?


 

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.


 

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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Please, get that poor ******* a cool handle before E3. You dont want him to be embarrassed do you?


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Cool, I'll be there all three days. Look forward to seeing you guys. (Again for some of you.) It would be nice if you can let us know a good time to see you guys for those of us that will be attending. Or if you prefer a good time for us to NOT bother you.


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I'll be there, representing Mygamer.com (the site I do PC reviews for). See you there, Jack!


 

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Cool Handle Luke!


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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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Please, get that poor ******* a cool handle before E3. You dont want him to be embarrassed do you?



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Let's let the forum give her or him a cool handle.

I propose: Wintergreen. Or perhaps Salmonella Man/Gal. Or Flukebot. Or the Vole King/Queen. Or Poker Face. Or Vermicious Knid. Or Lord/Lady Celery. Or Spanktacular. Or Shuffle Broad (if female). Or Sir Didn't Want To Come To This Con Anyway (if male). Or Kublai Khan (if high on Opium).


 

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hey...how do you get into E3 anyway?


 

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Yes, he needs a nickname, and quick. Babelfish to the rescue! Hmmm, "another programmer" in Portuguese is "um outro programador". Programador doesn't sound bad. Reminds me of Matador. In Russian, it's something I can't pronounce. "друг& #1086;й прог&# 1088;аммн& amp;#1080;к". That first word looks almost like "pyro". Pyro Programador! Errr, we can do better. Let's try translating from English to Portuguese to French to Greek and back to English. That gives us (drum roll please)..."other programmer." Well, that was a bit of a disappointment. Ok, how about...

this website : put in "another programmer" for name, and we get...The Itching Seahorse Man. Or The Itching Seahorse Lady, as the case may be. Hmm. Let's try again.

This website suggests "The Chafing Flake". Ugh.

Ok. One last try. This website here suggests...Scary Dude, for a guy, or Light Snake, for a woman.

Well, if Statesman doesn't know his name, he is probably just cannon fodder anyhow. Might as well just name him "Red Shirt Guy" and then Lord Recluse can kill him on stage to kick off the CoV beta.


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Well, if Statesman doesn't know his name, he is probably just cannon fodder anyhow. Might as well just name him "Red Shirt Guy" and then Lord Recluse can kill him on stage to kick off the CoV beta.


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Oh man, 19 years old and I get the reference. All the wasted years....


 

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How about "The Unknown Dev" or "The Unknown Programer"

or TUD/TUP for short


 

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Let's let the forum give her or him a cool handle.


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Hmm...

GenericDev001
GenericHero8237
DevWithoutCoolHandle


 

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'The One We Don’t Speak Of"


I know I will see you again on another game somewhere - one game can't hold all us crazies forever.
CuppaJo

Some people just need to be on the cross at all times for the attention, I guess.
Friggin_Taser

 

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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/me wonders if there are two Raven* devs or if Ravenstorm will feel very neglected now.



As for no-cool-handle guy/gal, how about Cookie? There are many kinds of cookies, so there is lots of room for personal flavour to the name...


 

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I say you call him "Charybdis", because without a name, he may well just be a hole in the ocean.


 

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Hmm...

GenericDev001
GenericHero8237
DevWithoutCoolHandle

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"Another Programmer"


 

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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Please, get that poor ******* a cool handle before E3. You dont want him to be embarrassed do you?



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Will s/he let us pick a handle for him/her?

What about "Hexadecimator"?


 

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I say you call him "Charybdis", because without a name, he may well just be a hole in the ocean.

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That's Scylly


 

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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Please, get that poor ******* a cool handle before E3. You dont want him to be embarrassed do you?



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Let's let the forum give her or him a cool handle.

I propose: Wintergreen. Or perhaps Salmonella Man/Gal. Or Flukebot. Or the Vole King/Queen. Or Poker Face. Or Vermicious Knid. Or Lord/Lady Celery. Or Spanktacular. Or Shuffle Broad (if female). Or Sir Didn't Want To Come To This Con Anyway (if male). Or Kublai Khan (if high on Opium).

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Needs to be something short and easily pronounced. Here's some more

--Hazmat
--Spooooon
--Bowling4PL
--Bob
--HandleSchmandle
--SpudCannon
--Fragenstein
--BlazinRaisin
--"Hey You"


 

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Code Monkey (Kinda a one size fits all)
Bit Shifter
PoundPragma
IfnDev
Included
ImportedDev (if outsourced)
ClosingBrace
OpenBracket
Extern
Malloc
Dealloc (one of my favs)
LeakEminator
__mDev
__iDev


and on..and on


 

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Me, Lord Recluse, Ravenshadow, Poz, Another programmer (no cool handle), Capt. Mako.

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i vote we name the unhandled programmer Cool_Handle.

oh, yeah.


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Give him/her a name like one of the NPCs. There are plenty of them available.


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Gotta ask what aspect of the game he(Will assume he till proven wrong) works with. I mean, if he does sounds, then he should have a name to do with the sonic powers..

If he's more into hardware, then something technical.

If he's an artist, something to do with that.

Call him Burnt L.E.D. Maybe he worked for Statesman at one time in the past, had a mental breakdown and now works for Lord Recluse.