Vote! Statesman, Positron '04
By
1_800_Spines,
Posted on: 2004-11-02 07:51 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
I demand a Recount.
And another Recount.
Until CuppaJo and Lord Recluse come out the winners.
I will not stop repeating my demands for Recounts until my Personal favorite political leaders win. I will haunt you in your dreams until your spirit is broken. I will steal your soul and CRUSH IT IN THE PIT OF DESPAIR IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF THE ELECTION!
I WILL SLAUGHTER ALL WHO OPPOSE RECLUSE/CUPPAJO!
Five days later:
Me: What the hell?
Recluse: Haha, Sucker.
CuppaJo: - giggles, points, gives Recluse 99999 influence. -
Recluse: What the hell? I'm supposed to be infamous.
CuppaJo: - Blinks. Smacks him on the back of the head, knocks him out cold. -
Recluse: ..
CuppaJo: Haha! And now I will be the Dictator of ALL OF PARAGON CITY! BOW TO ME, THE LEAD COMMUNITY REPRESENTATIVE AND NEW TYRANT OF PARAGON CITY!
Statesman: What was that?
CuppaJo: - Coughs. - Nothing, nothing..
Statesman: That's right. - Flies off. -
CuppaJo: - Snipes Statesman with her new uber power. -
Statesman: ..
CuppaJo: My evil plan has been carried out! I am the new Leader of all you Paragon Citizen scum! Shine my Cup! Pour me some Jo! NOW!
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And this, folks, is why I usually try to otherwise spend my time in a more productive manner, and not give myself time to think excessively. Have a nice day!
P.S. CuppaJo, I love you, I don't mean any of that. Unless you think it's funny. Then I do. 
SAD SAD day when cute little CuppaJo goes bad.... 
WAIT!!!! 
I wonder if she know who voted what way.... 
Can I change my vote
....No.....
.... NO..... don't wanna be banned from the boards.....
*Scary backround music ON*
*Deep announcer voice ON*
The opposition has told you that its OK to eat babies because" It's an ATKINS thing".
The opposition has told you that they will stop at nothing to win this election.
The opposition is against Jobs, money, pie, 50th level characters, milk, beer, breathing, food, sex, monkeys, bunny rabbits,controller pets,pizza, guns, cars, America, Canada, and several European countries (We agree with them about France),
Oh and Recluse still hasn't disputed the fact that his mother dresses him funny.
In this recount, it's your job to remember one thing.
VOTE CLEANLINESS, VOTE STATESMAN ( 2 times for every 1 of Recluses)
Paid for by the "What Statesman dosen't know gives him plausable deny ability" fund
*Scary backround music OFF*
*Deep announcer voice OFF*
O ye that love cake! Ye that love to lick and nibble, stand forth! Freedom to taste and savor hath been hunted round the boards. If I am to be denied my cake ere long, let it be said that I went to my fate with a face full of creamy frosting and a smile on my face.
Go. Nibble. Lick Cake!
Recluse clocked statesman in the trailer.
Recluse seems to post more often.
I vote Recluse.
Dawnslayer on Virtue.
It's official!!!
Recluse concedes to Statesman!
A speech is expected to be made later.
Oh, and btw, I use statesman as bush in this joke not because he's republican (cause I dunno) but because he's the incumbent. That's the only reason.
Bah you must be watching CBS. Recluse did not conceed, matter of fact he has completed his victory speech.
What are you talking about, Statesman won both the popular and electorial votes!
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What are you talking about, Statesman won both the popular and electorial votes!
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Ha! When you are evil you don't care about the popular vote!
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What are you talking about, Statesman won both the popular and electorial votes!
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Ha! When you are evil you don't care about the popular vote!
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You have to admit, he's got a point 
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Recluse paid of Dan Blather to say he won,its an alphabet channel plot!
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Hey Craban! We already settled this whole election thing. You will just have to wait until 08 just like CuppaJo, _Awry_, and War_Witch!
Start your fundraising drives now peoples! The New Hampshire Primary is only 3 years out!
O ye that love cake! Ye that love to lick and nibble, stand forth! Freedom to taste and savor hath been hunted round the boards. If I am to be denied my cake ere long, let it be said that I went to my fate with a face full of creamy frosting and a smile on my face.
Go. Nibble. Lick Cake!
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Hey Craban! We already settled this whole election thing. You will just have to wait until 08 just like CuppaJo, _Awry_, and War_Witch!
Start your fundraising drives now peoples! The New Hampshire Primary is only 3 years out!
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I demand a vote of no confidence, forcing a Christmas Election.
Coup d'etat!!!
Violent uprising!!
REVOLUTION!!!
We cannot let this tyranny stand any longer!!
It's 2008! And it's time again to make a choice!
Who will win?
Who are the canididates?
Is Positron really running as Statesmans third term?
Is BAB a true contender?
Can he fend off the more experenced War Witch?
What role does Castle play in this vital election season?
Make your voices count Paragonites!
O ye that love cake! Ye that love to lick and nibble, stand forth! Freedom to taste and savor hath been hunted round the boards. If I am to be denied my cake ere long, let it be said that I went to my fate with a face full of creamy frosting and a smile on my face.
Go. Nibble. Lick Cake!
Statesman has dropped out.
...screw you all, vote Jenkins!
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It's 2008! And it's time again to make a choice!
Who will win?
Who are the canididates?
Is Positron really running as Statesmans third term?
Is BAB a true contender?
Can he fend off the more experenced War Witch?
What role does Castle play in this vital election season?
Make your voices count Paragonites!
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vote Jenkins, '08! he may get captured and held for ransom, but he will lead us into a great future!
Small government! Fiat money! Nuclear upscaling! Jenkins has no idea what any of these are, but he knows they'll lead the country to a brighter future!
why does useless garbage like this live forever, while genuinely useful thread are constantly being pruned from the sub-forums?
Gah.
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I say vote Azura
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Not like she is going to lose the race.
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I say vote Azura
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Not like she is going to lose the race.
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Maybe if Sexy Jay was her running mate, we'd have the ghostly-well-dressed set locked in.
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Vote for the shady ******* who just smokes cigarettes and stares at you. Vote Manticore! (that's just kinda how I imagine manticore. how else do you explain the thunder-cats outfit?)
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Hmmm...
Manticore...
MANTICORE...
MANTICORE, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
XD
Anyway, I find it hilarious that States/Posi won both Woodvale and Astoria.
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Gotta realise, Statesman supports big buisness, thus the crey voted for him, and that swung the vote.
Oh, and Dark Astoria is occupied by nothing but zombies.
You know, just like 90% of the player base ^_^
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I dunno... How did the tree-hugging Devoured vote in Woodvale? Because they're definately the defining power in that region. And it's almost definite that the Hive will go the same way Woodvale does.
laffo at Astoria.