Vote! Statesman, Positron '04


1_800_Spines

 

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You all scoff, but I seriously, and I mean SERIOUSLY considered writing in Statesman when I voted last week. (IS that just a Georgia rule, that we can vote a week early?)

There was only one sticking point: would it be just "Statesman", "Statesman of Paragon City", or do I have to be honest and write "Jack Emmert"? It was a tough decision, but in the end, since there was a line grumbling more by the second, I went with "Cthulhu".

Well geez, what are the other choices? Tweedledum and Tweedledumber? The next four years are really gonna suck.


 

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It was a tough decision, but in the end, since there was a line grumbling more by the second, I went with "Cthulhu".

Well geez, what are the other choices? Tweedledum and Tweedledumber? The next four years are really gonna suck.

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LOL! I was thinking of writing in Cthulhu also.


 

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The Paragon Absurdist party offers you the PMCCALL/BEERJITSU ticket.

We are, arguably, the stupidest posters on these boards.

Our platform includes:

<ul type="square">[*]Improved Mind Control and Regen Powersets[*]A new AT - the Togonians[*]MORE LOST IN KING'S ROW![*]PIE! We are the only party offering PIE![/list]
No matter how you vote, your government will be stupid. Shouldn't they be good at it? Vote Stupid in 2004!

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Vote early.

Vote often.

Vote STUPID!


 

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The Paragon Absurdist party offers you the PMCCALL/BEERJITSU ticket.

We are, arguably, the stupidest posters on these boards.

Our platform includes:

<ul type="square">[*]Improved Mind Control and Regen Powersets[*]A new AT - the Togonians[*]MORE LOST IN KING'S ROW![*]PIE! We are the only party offering PIE![/list]
No matter how you vote, your government will be stupid. Shouldn't they be good at it? Vote Stupid in 2004!

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You are offering Pie???? Now I am all confused!!!

I must now be one of the coveted SWING voters


 

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Please please please, we all know that Dunkelzahn is really going to win, this election has been rigged from the start. I just hope he rides around in an asassination proof pope mobile this time..... (Shadowrun anyone?)

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Everyone know Dunkie assasinated himself. It was all part of a much bigger plan. I mean reallym who has a will with that many gifts to specific random people who would be dead long before your natural demise, unless they planned to use it.


 

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I vote for CuppaJo.

And.. that lord Recluse guy.


 

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Voting Lord Recluse &amp; CuppaJo. They actually have plans for the war.


Dawnslayer on Virtue.

 

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Voting Lord Recluse &amp; CuppaJo. They actually have plans for the war.

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HHHmmm makes me wonder if that means we will see a recession under them.

WAR=Debt

All low lvl Heroes should have the right to vote for someone planning on adding to the debt factor!!! Who cares if they are not the right age/lvl! I mean they are the ones that get stuck with it!

VOTE.... ummm..... dang 1/2 way through the day now and I am still a swing voter!!!

Who has what again?? I thought I liked my first choice, now all these other options are opening up....
OH PIE who has PIE??? I want PIE!!! I think I vote for them!


 

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Lord Recluse / CuppaJo '04

The REAL Axis of Evil

Muhahahahahahahahaha!

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Hahaha! Well put!


 

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CuppaJo gets my Vote :]


Junkyard Wolf
California Smog(CoV)
Far Rider
Durango Dave

 

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I went for the Independents - War_Witch/Aura.
Woo Hoo!!!


 

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War_Witch/Aura.

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I hate you types. Voting for the third-party that never wins, stealing votes from good candidates like Lord Recluse!


Dawnslayer on Virtue.

 

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I'm gonna make a Poster for CuppaJo/Recluse. Just how to make it look.. hm..


 

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I vote for CuppaJo and Recluse! The greater of two evils!


 

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WARNING!

The arrest today of the Clockwork king has unleashed some kind of electromagnetic storm that has made the voting thread go erratic and display false information.
Actual votes are being counted again by our hero friend Algebra.
Algebra will save the day again!
Stay tuned!


 

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It doesn't matter which one of them you vote for, Paragon City is doomed... DOOOOOMMMED


 

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WARNING!

The arrest today of the Clockwork king has unleashed some kind of electromagnetic storm that has made the voting thread go erratic and display false information.
Actual votes are being counted again by our hero friend Algebra.
Algebra will save the day again!
Stay tuned!

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It's the day they said would always come, The Day That Math Mattered.


 

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If I can be the Secretary of Offense.


 

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I am going with the Recluse ticket. He is using Mind controllers to monitor the polls.


 

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The polls are coming in, and it looks like the incumbants,

Statesman and Positron are ahead!!!!


 

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View the current Polling Results!!!

We now have an active map of the current polling results for the zones!

The swing zone of Talos Island is too close to call! Expect us to keep you up to date!

The latest results are in! View the current zone chart!

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Looks like Statesman in winning

Looks at watch
Oh NO do I still have time to VOTE???

Thinks about it for a minute

WHO WOULD I VOTE FOR!!!!


 

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Vote for the shady ******* who just smokes cigarettes and stares at you. Vote Manticore! (that's just kinda how I imagine manticore. how else do you explain the thunder-cats outfit?)


 

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Vote for the shady ******* who just smokes cigarettes and stares at you. Vote Manticore! (that's just kinda how I imagine manticore. how else do you explain the thunder-cats outfit?)

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Hmmm...

Manticore...

MANTICORE...

MANTICORE, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


XD

Anyway, I find it hilarious that States/Posi won both Woodvale and Astoria.


 

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Vote for the shady ******* who just smokes cigarettes and stares at you. Vote Manticore! (that's just kinda how I imagine manticore. how else do you explain the thunder-cats outfit?)

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Hmmm...

Manticore...

MANTICORE...

MANTICORE, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


XD

Anyway, I find it hilarious that States/Posi won both Woodvale and Astoria.

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Gotta realise, Statesman supports big buisness, thus the crey voted for him, and that swung the vote.

Oh, and Dark Astoria is occupied by nothing but zombies.

You know, just like 90% of the player base ^_^