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  1. Veritech

    Kick-*** Sequel

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    Originally Posted by That_Ninja View Post
    It's called Kick-*** 2: Balls to the Wall. Knowing Millar, it will be completely underwhelming then someone will make it into a good movie.
    there's a first time for everything.
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Hazmatter View Post
    Well, I sincerely doubt we'll be seeing the Mighty Endowed. *snicker*
    no Fite n' Maad? this series has already failed!

    M.Endowed: "i see you up there quaking with fear!"

    Superboy:"this isn't fear, it's ANTICIPATION!"
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    Originally Posted by Innovator View Post
    Actually, Patrick Bauchau would have made a great Picard.
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    Originally Posted by Gaderath View Post
    I dunno... All I see is Sydney when I look at him. He's more typecast to me than Patrick Stewart is... Phenomenal actor though.
    truth, on both parts. of course, this may mean that we could have seen Patrick Stewart as Sydney?
  4. Veritech

    Retcon Anyone?

    the sleeper has awake...nope, i was wrong. go about your business.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by QuietAmerican View Post
    I chose Lex Luthor.

    Really, I hate him as a villian. Here we have the ultimate villian, and he faces off against who? A bald guy who likes beach front property?

    Ok, ok, even I like the movies and I know Lex of the comics is more interesting than that. Still, Darkseid, General Zod, Bizarro, Brainiac, all are better.

    The guy went evil mad at Superman because he lost his hair. Because he lost his hair? The Joker became horribly disfigured, while Lex lost his hair?

    Serious. I hate Lex Luthor.
    yeah, the original Lex was petty stupid. mad scientist with enough money to make battlesuits, giant robots, chemical weapons, etc, etc, etc, and still fought Superman and tried to rob banks most of the time.

    then comes the Post Crisis Lex and THAT S.O.B is evil. but hey, if you go by the movies and 40 year old comics, yea, he stinks.

    as for craptacular villains? ill pick on some Star Wars stuff and go with General Grievous. evil cyborg who's badass because he coughs and OMG! 4 LIGHT@BR#S! DUUUUUDE!!!! yeah, frak that noise.

    in comics, id have to dig up my old Wizard mags to remember all the old Mort's of the month. A lot of the gimmick villains were pretty bad. Ringer, Stilt Man, the Porcupine, just... just ow.
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by ChrisMoses View Post
    Still, if enough internet people call this idea the worst they've ever heard, they'll spirit the notion away in another few issues.
    oh yes, because that's worked so well thus far for OMD/BND/OMiT. the entirety of the internet could actually return every issue of the Red Hulk/World War Hulks saga, torn and wrapped around copies of David's Planet Hulk to show Quesada what GOOD Hulk stories are like and still Quesada will not admit that a story is a bad idea, unless of course Loeb bad mouths him and calls Joey Q a pansy. at which point, the gloves are off and Joey Q will make his mission in life to retcon and destroy everything developed by Loeb since he first came to Marvel. Industry folks like to call this "the Grant Morrison treatment".


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    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    Give it to me straight: Does Marvel suck?
    As a whole, no. But certain individual projects do reach an insane level of sucktitudinal horricrap that mystifies even fanboys. see the aforementioned spidey retcons, the Red Hulk storyline, and the recent Messiah whatever X-Trilogy.
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    Originally Posted by BlackArachnia View Post
    Because Joey Q is in a loveless marriage and yearns for his glory days, and feels marriage ages people and makes them unaccessible to a younger audience.

    I am for using Gwen Stacy. Keep the women down to a minimum, and Gwen plays a major role in the Ultimate's universe the last I read.

    Which was long ago.
    that was one of the things i dug about the ultimate universe. that while spidey was married in the 616-verse, they could explore other relationships in the ultimate title. i dug it when pete was dating kitty pryde. it connected peter to the larger ultimate universe. but hey, let's continue to chip at the reasons folks read both titles and make them as similar as possible. frakking Quesada.
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    Retcon Anyone?

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    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    Bah and spit.
    damn llama. keep that up and we feed you to a European.

    with onions.
  9. *grumble* Tim and Bart never get any love. this show may be really cool, but i reserve my right to punch a kitten, or Dan DiDio, whichever comes first.
  10. i once more state my astonishment that anyone is still shelling out cash for that trainwreck of a storyline, or that anyone even cares at this point.
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BlackArachnia View Post
    And that, as much as it would irritate me, I could deal with.

    Oh, they did it with the Ultimate Universe to attract the young reader.


    Is that even doing very well? Out of curiostity, not a bash.
    it was doing well up until they had did horribad crossover Ultimatum. That was just a bloody mess so bad the creators originally involved with the Ultimate universe came back and took up the reins again. That being said, im digging the Ultimate Spidey stuff, but i dropped Ultimates like a bad habit after 2 issues. i dont even want to look at ultimate x or the other ultimate avengers title.
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    Retcon Anyone?

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    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    ... so obvious... how did I not notice it?
    llamas are not known for their insight.
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    Originally Posted by Nericus View Post
    Thanks, couldn't remember the line verbatim today

    I still look forward to that comic about the Shepard. His mysterious past is the one major loose end left from the series and movie.
    i don't know, it's nice to get some more firefly/Serenity material, but i think they closed that particular loose end nicely in the movie.

    Mal: "It's of interest to me how much you seem to know about that world."
    Book: "I wasn't born a shephard, Mal."
    Mal: "You have to tell me about it sometime."
    Book: (pause) "No, i don't."
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Blood Spectre View Post
    Excellent contribution!

    D&D Characters ARE super heroes. Period.
    and the villains tend to end up being super-villains simply because they aren't restricted the way the PCs are, and aren't much different than a lot of the super-villains in comics anyway.

    i've always thought of the higher end D&D characters being super-heroes anyway.
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    Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA View Post
    nWoD for me too, but also every ******* game that went away from its home system and adopted D20 when the OGL first came around.
    meh, can't blame the folks for wanting to jump on the d20 gravy train and trying to get folks to buy their product. now the ones who put out crap, them i could poke with a stick.
  16. BND, stupid. OMiT, still stupid. so yeah, still not picking up the spider-man titles that aren't USM or Spider-Girl. seriously, i get some folks despised Pete & MJ being married for some reason i can only guess at, but it still irks me that instead of divorce, we got a deal with the devil instead. not to mention after JMS actually got Aunt May to be a strong, worthwhile character who KNEW and supported Peter being Spider-Man, we got this retcon'd piece of trash.

    Joey Q's done some good work with Marvel. But seriously, it's long past time for the guy to just GO, and when he does i hope some toolbag crony of his doesn't take over.
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    Originally Posted by Demobot View Post
    What about 'universal acclaim'?
    it's got a better rating on Rotten Tomatoes. neither site actually affects my opinion that Star Trek was big 'ol pile of meh with a great cast.
  18. Oh goody, someone else to take up room on the bus down to the special hell.
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    Originally Posted by Judas_Ace View Post
    I want the last scene of Smallville to be Clark walking down the street, seeing a crime...ducking into a telephone booth...starting to unbutton his shirt...then Lana pops out of nowhere, does some magic, superspy karate stuff and stops the crime, then winks at clark. Clark grins back at her goofily as they play a Lifehouse song...series ends.

    Just to piss everyone off.
    sounds about the Smallville speed.
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    Originally Posted by The_Foo View Post
    ******* nerds. That movie was excellent.
    apparently your definition of excellent and Oxford's differ greatly. i blame the English.
  21. and by returns, they mean on scene, maybe a line and altogether in a single episode. except for Kristen Kreuk, who will get a seven episode deal to come in and frak up the whole thing.
  22. i dont see an origin story for the Turtles being all that big a deal. unlike a lot of the other superhero origin stories that spend half the flick or more developing the person who eventually becomes the superhero, it's not like they're going to really cover any great deal of backstory in a TMNT flick. Now i still hold the first Turtles live action flick as a decent adaptation of the material, but i would totally be down for another one.

    Cowabunga.
  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Terwilliger View Post
    If I want this to fail so hard Sony gets out of the Spider-flick business, does that make me a bad person?
    good, bad, this is the movie without Bruce Campbell.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lord_Nightblade View Post
    We're not that lucky. Now who wants to take bets on what important plot points are going to be left out this time? I'll also be taking bets on whether Scotty, as the comic relief, will make a fart joke.
    the whole film should be Zach Quinto and Karl Urban arguing in character. that should make up for any gripes i had about the first movie. oh right, and no filming in the Enterprise's distillery. everytime they cut to engineering i was having Space Mutiny flashbacks.