The Unofficial COH Forum Drinking Game


2short2care

 

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Anytime someone points out that something is a Rangle Plot™ take a drink.

The Justice server will never survive that one alone.


If the game spit out 20 dollar bills people would complain that they weren't sequentially numbered. If they were sequentially numbered people would complain that they weren't random enough.

Black Pebble is my new hero.

 

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*drinks just because*


Where to find me after the end:
The Secret World - Arcadia - Shinzo
Rift - Faeblight - Bloodspeaker
LotRO - Gladden - Aranelion
STO - Holodeck - @Captain_Thiraas

Obviously, I don't care about NCSoft's forum rules, now.

 

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Oh, and...

tak an drk f teh pst iz 2 elijibl 2 red bcuz pstr iz to laz 2 tipe gud


Where to find me after the end:
The Secret World - Arcadia - Shinzo
Rift - Faeblight - Bloodspeaker
LotRO - Gladden - Aranelion
STO - Holodeck - @Captain_Thiraas

Obviously, I don't care about NCSoft's forum rules, now.

 

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Please come up with an in-game drinking game.

Oh dear goodness, please do.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Grim View Post
It is obvious that Dark Respite's goal is to get the entire forum drunks out of it's mind. I believe I will assist.

This post is a slap to the face to me, the entire gaming community, and my dog. I have over thirty veteran badges and have been playing 11 months, I deserve RESPECT.. You, Samuraiko, are the hitler of posters! You are a fascist, elitist tankmage who will DOOM this game. The so-called devs should strike you down where you stand. I deserve compensation for the overwhelming MINUTES I spent reading your post! Your post violates my rights in THE FIRST AMENDMENT somehow. You, like the entirety of all updatesincluding the ones I know nothing about and was not around for, are RUINING this game for ALL of us!

THATs it, I'm DONE! You can take your thread and shove it up your first amendment, I QUIT!

Right after I stick around for a few more years.
*hiccup*

I jush read thish one post, an' I'm a lil' drunksh right now...

By the way, you forgot:

Anytime anyone joins the games and posts about zones being empty
Anytime anyone re-joins the games and cries DOOM because a zone is empty
**bonus drink if they mention ghost towns or tumbleweeds


Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyperstrike View Post
English does not borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, hits them over the head, and rifles through their pockets for loose grammar.

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZephyrWind View Post
*hiccup*

I jush read thish one post, an' I'm a lil' drunksh right now...

By the way, you forgot:

Anytime anyone joins the games and posts about zones being empty
Anytime anyone re-joins the games and cries DOOM because a zone is empty
**bonus drink if they mention ghost towns or tumbleweeds
**Bonus drink if they predict server merges


@Glass Goblin - Writer, brainstormer, storyteller, hero

Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloodspeaker View Post
Oh, and...

tak an drk f teh pst iz 2 elijibl 2 red bcuz pstr iz to laz 2 tipe gud
*Gibbs-slaps Bloodspeaker for that post*


If the game spit out 20 dollar bills people would complain that they weren't sequentially numbered. If they were sequentially numbered people would complain that they weren't random enough.

Black Pebble is my new hero.

 

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You know who else liked drinking games?

Hitler, that's who.


@Rylas

Kill 'em all. Let XP sort 'em out.

 

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I've got another one! Drink every time someone uses the word "strawman" to dismiss an entire argument.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Texas Justice View Post
*Gibbs-slaps Bloodspeaker for that post*
Well, as long as you took a drink, too.


Where to find me after the end:
The Secret World - Arcadia - Shinzo
Rift - Faeblight - Bloodspeaker
LotRO - Gladden - Aranelion
STO - Holodeck - @Captain_Thiraas

Obviously, I don't care about NCSoft's forum rules, now.

 

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I think "Slap in the Face" is worth two drinks. Not just one.


But it's MY sadistic mechanical monster and I'm here to make sure it knows it. - Girl Genius

List of Invention Guides

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by TerraDraconis View Post
I think "Slap in the Face" is worth two drinks. Not just one.
Indeed. Listing it as worth one drink is a slap in the face to "Slap in the Face".


Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drsnapion View Post
Please come up with an in-game drinking game.

Oh dear goodness, please do.
It HAS been a long time since I last ran a Boozitron...


 

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I am considering adding more to the game. I'm waiting to see what insights others have that they might be able to share.

For example...

  • Posts a deliberately inflammatory comment during the weekend knowing that the thread won't get modded until Monday when the devs come back.
    **Take a second drink if they actually start a full-on deliberately inflammatory thread for the same reason.
  • Complains about an account problem on the forums and then mouths off at everyone who offers advice on how to resolve said problem.
  • Posts using only links.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenzhi View Post
Indeed. Listing it as worth one drink is a slap in the face to "Slap in the Face".
I think I'll start using the term "boot to the head... and one more for Jenny and the Wimp..." instead.


Where to find me after the end:
The Secret World - Arcadia - Shinzo
Rift - Faeblight - Bloodspeaker
LotRO - Gladden - Aranelion
STO - Holodeck - @Captain_Thiraas

Obviously, I don't care about NCSoft's forum rules, now.