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In other news Samuel L Jackson has been added to the cast of the next RoboCop movie....


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In other news Samuel L Jackson has been added to the cast of the next RoboCop movie....
Hmmm... interesting, and the hardest working man in Hollywood grabs another summer blockbuster.

Wait, on second thought. I WANT HIM TO BE ROBOCOP!!!!!! How awesome would he be as Robocop??? *faint*


 

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Oh, yeah, I'd be in on that. SLJ as Robocop would be Winx1000 at least.


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I dunno, Robocop sure is kickass enough, but isn't he a bit monotone and.. stiff? Whereas Jackson is usually super expressive and animated. Not sure if Robocop would be a great match for him..


 

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He's going to be some media guy, but I could just picture him as the Sergeant: "What the &^% do you mean, they turned Murphy into a mother^%$* robot?"


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He's going to be some media guy, but I could just picture him as the Sergeant: "What the &^% do you mean, they turned Murphy into a mother^%$* robot?"

that would be so full of win!


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I dunno, Robocop sure is kickass enough, but isn't he a bit monotone and.. stiff? Whereas Jackson is usually super expressive and animated. Not sure if Robocop would be a great match for him..
True, but RoboCop often gets the best one-liners and no-one delivers awesome one-liners quite like Mr. Jackson.





 

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@Joshua.

 

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I dunno, Robocop sure is kickass enough, but isn't he a bit monotone and.. stiff? Whereas Jackson is usually super expressive and animated. Not sure if Robocop would be a great match for him..
Ok....how about Deathlok then?


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I think James Brown has been ousted as the "Hardest Working Man In Show Business".


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He's going to be some media guy, but I could just picture him as the Sergeant: "What the &^% do you mean, they turned Murphy into a mother^%$* robot?"

SLJ as Da Chief: God Dammit Murphy I want you in my office right now! Do you know how much money your 30 minute shoot out in the middle of mainstreet is gonna cost this city?!?! Your little stunt is gonna leave the whole police department in debt up to our ******* eyeballs Murphy, OUR ******* EYEBALLs! Turn in your badge, and get out!
Murphy: Am I suspended?
SLJ as Da Chief: Yeah, the longest suspension you ever heard of! Now get the HELL out of my office! Now as for you Paul Rudd, what the hell are you doing in my office?
Paul Rudd: This isn't my office?
SLJ as Da Chief: Damn right it ain't!


 

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SLJ as Da Chief: God Dammit Murphy I want you in my office right now! Do you know how much money your 30 minute shoot out in the middle of mainstreet is gonna cost this city?!?! Your little stunt is gonna leave the whole police department in debt up to our ******* eyeballs Murphy, OUR ******* EYEBALLs! Turn in your badge, and get out!
Murphy: Am I suspended?
SLJ as Da Chief: Yeah, the longest suspension you ever heard of! Now get the HELL out of my office! Now as for you Paul Rudd, what the hell are you doing in my office?
Paul Rudd: This isn't my office?
SLJ as Da Chief: Damn right it ain't!
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One of the main points of the Robocop movies was Murphs personality returning and over ridding his programming. Now imagine SLJ working that angle.