Okay, COHers... time to put words in Posi's mouth (sort of)

If you've started doing the Valentine's Tips missions, you eventually get to deliver one from Numina to Positron. All well and good that she's woman (ghost) enough to declare her feelings. But she deserves a reply, don't you think?

And we've already seen that when it comes to romance, Posi isn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box (he gave Psyche and Manticore a transwarp blender, for crying out loud). So, this is your chance to ghost-write (haha stealth pun) a love letter from Positron to Numina!

(And I will give serious props to anyone who actually manages a really good love letter like the ones in the Valentine's tips.)

Comedic, serious, gushy, witty, or just plain hopeless - let's see it!

Here's my effort.


You remember the photo
for which you posed?
It seem's there's a problem,
and it is underexposed.
And so my Valentine,
the image is bleak.
Your spirit was willing,
but the flash was weak.

Here you go:

Here's mine:


Tammy,

Being heroes we often save the world from threats that abound,
Monsters rampaging, aliens invading, and Nemesis pontificating.
But a question remains, one that science cannot answer.
For if we protect the world, who protects our hearts?
Forever and always is not just in time, but also in stone.
Will you be Mine?

Ray

How about this?

Quote:

Time is short I'll make this quick I've run off With the Russian chick Nice while it lasted, but Hasta La Vista, baby! Ray

How 'bout...

Dear Ms. Arcanus;

Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science.

You bring the Crowley Particles. I'll bring the "charm".

Let's conduct some experiments.

Love, Ray

(P.S. Steve made me say that. Please don't be mad!)

*along with a box of soul chocolate*

OMG I am so sorry I forgot about Valentine's Day! I hope this chocolate... I think it's chocolate... Helps... I had to go to Ye Olde Magic Shoppe, and you know how that place always freaks me out. I hope you don't mind, I had to ask Azuria and War Witch what would be best to help apologize and this is what they recommended.

Also, please don't worry about the missing candy... I couldn't help myself and just had to try one. Still don't know if I ate anything or if it just passed through my body... I took bites, and they disappeared... But it was like I wasn't even eating anything... And it was like the "echo" of the flavor of chocolate, if that makes any sense...

Sorry, I'm rambling.

With sincere affection,

Ray

My Dearest Tammy,

For the longest time, I was an untouchable man
The anti-matter I had become
Could only be contained when I armored my flesh
And hardened my spirit against never touching another soul
But you, my Lady, have shown me the light
That what makes a man a Man
Is not the matter he is made of
But rather the quality of his heart, and mine beats for you...

Ray

It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...

(I'm a terrible person)

My dearest Tammy,

Roses are Red.

Radiation is Green.

You've always been there for Me.

Except that time I got Dead.

Worry not, my dearest love.

The Dark Watcher was there

As if sent from above.

I remember the day, not so long ago,

That you dazzled and confused, beat our leader blue.

When the dominator, wicked and vile...

Forced your attentions to me.

I could not help but smile.

For much like our love, I knew the bruises you would inflict would linger for a while.

Alas I know what is true.

I can think of no one I'd rather have at my side but You.

Besides, Ms. Liberty is a cranky shrew.

Dearest Tammy,

I tried to bring you back,
But these spells I can't crack.
I'm feeling under the weather,
It seems habitual.
For the love of you I tried, but,
I Botched That Ritual.


Tiredly yours,
Ray

Dear Tammy:

Roses are Green
Violets are Green
Everything is green through this display.
I love you.

-Ray

Thanks for the gray card.

PEACE,
Posi

Its strange, but I think the poem I posted was funnier. The equation is cute, the other one is topical.

Dear Miss Arcanus,

I fully reciprocate your feelings of a romantic nature.

Sincerely,

Raymond Keyes, Ph.D

*grins*

Wish we could deliver some of these in-game.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite