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Originally Posted by VixenHealer
If you fall asleep at the keyboard on a TF....
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...you get terribly annoyed when your google search results include links to Company of Heroes.
@Texarkana
@Thexder
... u come home from work, log in the game, and only log out because u have to go back to work. (Followed by wondering what happened to the weekend, and wonder why u'r still in uniform.)
Set alarm for TF, check.
Waited for the servers to go back up after maintenance, check.
Talk about toons to people who couldn't care less, check.
Play game during lunch break, check.
Work on Mids/Forums during lunch break, and even during work time, check.
Uhm.. Yeah.. *Thinks about the song 'I'm not an addict' by K's Choice*
Dark Energon, Founder of the Freedom Legion SG on Guardian server.
(SG founded on 12-08-'09, Top100: 08-17-'10, Top50: 12-23-'10, Top25: 12-11-'11)
Crab Spider Nephila on Titan Tracker
Weekly events on Guardian: W.A.V.E. & FNFN
...if creating a new character on your home server means you'll have to say goodbye to a level 50 because it needs to be deleted or exiled to another server to make room.
@Omega Shockwave
Server: Guardian
SG: The Omega Revolution
VG: none
...if you are mortaging your house to buy scratch-off lottery tickets to pay for VIP status and extra Paragon Points.
...if you stop defeating Mary MacComber after the 9th defeat, just so you can have a higher badges count.
...If you think a night cap is a nocturnal Hooligan.
...if you think it's a Nemesis plot that your cat took a dump in your bedroom because you're playing in trials for the last three months instead of cleaning out the litter box.
...if you need a vidmap to drive down the street in your own hometown.
...if you mistake a sprinkler head for an exploration badge.
...if you go on vacation and get upset that Rand McNally doesn't color code the scarier parts of town.
...if you petition your local transit authority to make all routes accessible from one stop because Paragon City and the Rogue Isles managed to do it.
...if you think sitting/standing in the lobby of your employer consitutes having a day job.
...if you go out to a bar with friends, and ask "Are we just running to the back or is someone pulling them?"
...if you enter a bar and immediately assume it's a "co-op" zone for no reason.
...if you imagine throwing down caltrops to slow down your approaching boss whose going to give you an assignment to work on.
...if you refer to the popular guy/gal at the party as a mastermind and all their flunkies as pets.
...if you are jealous of people who do parkour, because they have ninja run and you don't.
...if you white-out important birthdays, doctor appointments, and anniversaries from your calendar to make room to the Weekly Strike Target.
...if you stop paying your bills because in a few months a new currency will come along making the previous currency valueless.
...if you start tracking time in "issues" vs months and years.
...if you only celebrate three holidays a year:
the Winter event.
the Halloween event.
the Valentine's event.
you saved every original game box, proudly displaying them on a shelf...or perhaps you're just a hoarder.... ( ' :
@Texarkana
@Thexder
... If you ask your local travel agency if there are combo packs for either Paragon City or the Rogue Isles. And when they ask where that is, u say Rhode Island.
... when u list u'r global friends (@Leen, @Omega Shockwave and such) as references on a job application.
... when u have sent a request to be paid by the hour to play the game, so u never have to log out the game.
Azure.. Most i have done and thought >.<
Dark Energon, Founder of the Freedom Legion SG on Guardian server.
(SG founded on 12-08-'09, Top100: 08-17-'10, Top50: 12-23-'10, Top25: 12-11-'11)
Crab Spider Nephila on Titan Tracker
Weekly events on Guardian: W.A.V.E. & FNFN
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LMAO! Now that's awesome!
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Originally Posted by Dark Energon
... when u list u'r global friends (@Leen, @Omega Shockwave and such) as references on a job application.
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When you see yellow, orange or purple text on the television and your heart skips a beat hoping that this is the recipe drop that will complete your set.
Guardian server is Life!
Founder and Leader and all around greatest member of the Solo-SG, The Charybdis Clan.
...you make 9 consecutive posts to the "You might be a CoH addict if..." thread.
@Omega Shockwave
Server: Guardian
SG: The Omega Revolution
VG: none
you deal with real life issues with "lolN003"
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
...if you and your fiance/fiancee have a gift registry at the NCSoft store.
...if you tell your dress designer that you want the gown patterned in a "Excess Plus", "Hearts Plus", or "Angelic Plus" style.
...if you attempt to find Stephanie Pebbles to commission your wedding bands because you feel it will provide additional resistance against thrown rice.
...if you try to convince the priest (or equilvalent for your religion) to wear a fully self-contained environmental suit, so he can look more like Positron during the ceremony.
...if you have hundreds of things to wear, but no more than five complete outfits at a time.
...if you idea of a romantic movie night consists of popcorn and SAMURAIKOPRODUCTIONS.COM.
...if you start running down the middle of the road to avoid everyone on the sidewalk as you make your way to a bus stop.
...if you watch the movie 300 and you criticize Gerald Butler because Statesman shouldn't have a beard and his cape is all wrong. And what's with the broom pad on the top of the helmet. hehe.
...When your RL friends who play with you no longer call you by your name but by the name of one of your 50s.
Course an argument could be made that this makes THEM addicts but if you ANSWER to it, I can't help you.