You might be a CoH addict if...


American_Valor

 

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...you are starting to look for stores that carry the CoH collectable card game.


 

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...you hand out sugar cookies during the holidays decorated to look like alignment icons.


 

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...you log in 3 minutes before a server maintenance, knowing there is one happening then, in the hopes of getting a pillbox or at least a heavy before the servers kick you out.


 

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...you modify your toaster so that your toast will look like inspirations...buttered Rage...yum.

...you buy a bunch of toasters from the thrift store in order to modify so that you can have a complete set of each inspiration.


 

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...your global list exceeds that number of people that graduated at you high school this year.

...your global ignore lists exceeds the populations of some third world countries, but most of those on the list are not spammers. You just want to be left alone to play the game.


 

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...your follow this thread to see what you have yet to do.


global handle: @Celtic Coders 1, @Celtic Coders 2

 

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If you try to 'mouse-look' in other games and websites...


 

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Originally Posted by Azure Lightstar View Post
...you hand out sugar cookies during the holidays decorated to look like alignment icons.
By "Hand Out," do you mean "eat?"



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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...Your baby's first phrase is, "Looking for team"


 

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...you've filed more petitions than tax returns.


 

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Originally Posted by Ullikummis View Post
By "Hand Out," do you mean "eat?"
Only in your case, Ulli. hehe.


 

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...you spend most of Comic-con in your hotel room playing CoH, because the hotel broadband is better than the one you have at home.


 

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...you picked up Rosetta Stone software because the only available character slots left are on the French and German speaking servers.

Bonjour, j'em appelle Azure. J'habite a Paragon City


 

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Originally Posted by Azure Lightstar View Post
...you picked up Rosetta Stone software because the only available character slots left are on the French and German speaking servers.
...you return said Rosetta Stone software after seeing you can now purchase more slots using Paragon Points.

-drool, drool-


 

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your neighbor calls you and asks if you hear the tornado sirens going off, and your next action is to let your team know that you might lose power.

your reaction to the previous tornado warning was to buy a UPS (Battery backup) for your computer, monitor, router, and modem so the next time you can warn your team that you lost power and squeeze in 8 more minutes of play time.



"A true hero has the strength to stand against evil
without wavering where all others despair,
even if it means standing alone."
- Kragothe Valour

 

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when entering any public building you simply press your hand to the door. This is regardless of any signs that say PULL, PUSH, or otherwise. You always push....






...And it always works for you.


 

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...recently you were forced to change your real life party affiliation to either Loyalist or Resistance.


 

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...your character appears in a search engine result more than your actual name.

...you already knew that the above is a correct statement about yourself without having to actually check just now.


 

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Originally Posted by MentalMaden View Post
If you've ever seen the sun rise while finishing a TF that you started at 9:00 pm.....
Definitely done that at least twice, though I do not recall which TF it was.

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Originally Posted by Azure Lightstar View Post
...you hand out sugar cookies during the holidays decorated to look like alignment icons.
Is it wrong that I think that is just awesome? lol


 

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I seriously do notice all plaques, and wonder what they would say if I touched them.


 

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You log on to find the servers are down for maintenance and wring your hands crying loudly "OMG! OMG! The servers are down, now what do I do?"


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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.. a friend tells u he's going to the store, and u ask him "If i give u some Inf, could u pick me up a few things?"

.. u see a heavy set person with a buzzcut and beard, and think that it might be Posi.

.. u have more global friends than real life friends.



Dark Energon, Founder of the Freedom Legion SG on Guardian server.
(SG founded on 12-08-'09, Top100: 08-17-'10, Top50: 12-23-'10, Top25: 12-11-'11)
Crab Spider Nephila on Titan Tracker
Weekly events on Guardian: W.A.V.E. & FNFN

 

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Originally Posted by Azure Lightstar View Post
...not counting paragonwiki and the forums, you have 5 or more CoH related websites listed in your favorites.
Um yeah.....at least 12


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Originally Posted by Dark Energon View Post
.. u have more global friends than real life friends.
Sad, but true.


My mind is like a badger with a water gun. It makes no sense, but it sure is entertaining.

@Striggoi(Heroes Unlimited/Villains Unlimited)
21 50s on Guardian and counting

 

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...you spend your time at work daydreaming about your toons and their builds.
...you remember someone's name because he has the same first name as one of your toons' secret identities.
...you see something written somewhere and at first glance it appears to be a CoX acronym.


My mind is like a badger with a water gun. It makes no sense, but it sure is entertaining.

@Striggoi(Heroes Unlimited/Villains Unlimited)
21 50s on Guardian and counting

 

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... u'r thinking about getting a pet. A Golden Orb Weaver and name it Nephila.

... you spend 12 hours in Starbucks playing the game, since u don't have internet at home atm.



Dark Energon, Founder of the Freedom Legion SG on Guardian server.
(SG founded on 12-08-'09, Top100: 08-17-'10, Top50: 12-23-'10, Top25: 12-11-'11)
Crab Spider Nephila on Titan Tracker
Weekly events on Guardian: W.A.V.E. & FNFN