When you have the MOST posts in the addict thread...*looks at Azure Lightstar*...
Controllers and Defenders RULE!
Guardian is home.
Vixen defined by urbandictionary.com:
Totally gorgeous and amazing human female. With the cutest smile and a sweet body. Loves partying and drinks a lot but is still incredibly smart. But be warned, may jump you unexpectedly.
*eats one cookie for every Azure Lightstar post*
Oh...wait...that's something else, which is totally not an addiction. 
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
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Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.
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Originally Posted by Azure Lightstar
...if the police list your last known address as Pocket D.
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@Omega Shockwave
Server: Guardian
SG: The Omega Revolution
VG: none
Quote:
There's a light out? Why didn't someone say something?
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Originally Posted by Azure Lightstar
...spend months remodeling your supergroup base complete with libraries, bowling alley, and fountains, but haven't changed the burnt out light bulb in the hallway, fixed that leaky faucet, or mowed the lawn in over two months.
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@Omega Shockwave
Server: Guardian
SG: The Omega Revolution
VG: none
...your dog has learned the best time to beg you to take him outside is during the BAF cutscene. (worse if he gets upset when everyone's done the trial and it gets skipped)
@Omega Shockwave
Server: Guardian
SG: The Omega Revolution
VG: none
The 'N,' 'O,' and 'M' keyes are worn almost to the point of illegability, but the rest of your keyboard still has that showroom finish...this one may be Ulli specific though...
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
...you injure your index finger due to excessive mouse clicking and pass it off as a sport injury to "impress the chicks".
...you have a bumpersticker which reads, "CoX, drugs would be cheaper!"
...you can list "the Vanguard" on your job applications as having had military service experience.
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Oh my, this is too funny. If you've run a lot of incarnate trials with me... brace yourself.|
Originally Posted by Ullikummis
The 'N,' 'O,' and 'M' keyes are worn almost to the point of illegability, but the rest of your keyboard still has that showroom finish...this one may be Ulli specific though...
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The left [Alt] key on my keyboard has only the far left side of the "A" left.
@Omega Shockwave
Server: Guardian
SG: The Omega Revolution
VG: none
...you'd pay good money to see a movie called, Reichsman II - The Wrath of Khan.
...you have an urge to work with Bono on a new musical called, Me and My Shadow Shard.
...you are in a heated argument involving three globals, where none of the globals will compromise with the other two, AND two of those globals belong to you.
...you insist on verify name availability on CoH before naming your newborn.
...your most googled or binged word is "paragonwiki" or "MIDS"
Quote:
Yeah my computer is worth more than my car
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Originally Posted by Azure Lightstar
...if you spend more money upgrading your computer than you spend on the vehicle that takes you to work everyday, so that you won't crash on the next trial.
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"A true hero has the strength to stand against evil
without wavering where all others despair,
even if it means standing alone." - Kragothe Valour
...you, during this heat wave, are running one fan to cool the house down for your family, and three fans to cool down your computer.
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*gives Vixen an innocent look* |
Originally Posted by VixenHealer
When you have the MOST posts in the addict thread...*looks at Azure Lightstar*...
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I'm not a addict...It's a Nemesis plot, started by Omega, which obviously I'm not taking part in...yeah...and...and...it's not me that's posting...it's someone that looks and sounds like me...yeah...maybe it's some praetorian person...yeah...no posts coming from me...nope...In fact, I think it might even be a plot to keep all of us on the forums and not on the game at all defeating the great and wonderful forces of Nemesis...I mean...evil vile forces of Nemesis.
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...NOT ME...I'm not an addict!
*curls in fetal position*
...not counting paragonwiki and the forums, you have 5 or more CoH related websites listed in your favorites.
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... you become malnourished from missing dinner when your Mom realizes Trial Accounts can't send tells and she can't chat to you in Local because you're in an instanced map.
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Originally Posted by Azure Lightstar
...if your mom activates a free CoH trial account, so that she can send you tells that dinner is ready.
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Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
...someone asks you what has inspired you the most in life, and you answer that Escape and Restoration are your greatest inspirations.
...you are at a singles bar, and you refuse to give out your cellphone number until that person performs a series of missions for you first
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Hehe...A story arc that will never be...|
Originally Posted by Azure Lightstar
...you are at a singles bar, and you refuse to give out your cellphone number until that person performs a series of missions for you first
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-sigh-
Mission
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1. Patrol the bar for hotties and report back your findings. (patrol mission)
2. Go there and talk to your wingman. (contact mission)
3. Interrogate people in bar for information regarding stolen wallet. (defeat all with boss)
4. Recover stolen wallet. (glowie mission)
5. With wallet in hand, go rescue that hottie on the dance floor and exit safely from bar. (rescue mission)
You might be a CoH addict if you come up with scenarios such as these. =D
...you were hoping that the new Time Manipulation power would actually give you more time to play CoH with.
...you list your super group base on TIMESHARES.COM.
...spend months remodeling your supergroup base complete with libraries, bowling alley, and fountains, but haven't changed the burnt out light bulb in the hallway, fixed that leaky faucet, or mowed the lawn in over two months.