CoH Moments I'd Really Rather Forget

* Having my mouth open when Montague "magically" sent the Grave Dirt through my cell phone.

* Falling for it the first time an Embalmed Vahzilok asked me to pull his finger.

* Meeting Captain Castillo for the first time and asking him to tell me a little about himself.

* Thinking I'd actually saved that Lost when I cured him... only to see his former companions fill him full of shot gun rounds.

* The realization of what kind of hero I was expected to be when destroying a bunch of Clockwork and beating the tar out of a few Skulls earns me the title: Negotiator.

* The scene I caused at dinner when my wife served green Jell-O for dessert... after I'd spent all day in Bloody Bay fighting Shivans.

* Asking that Freakshow with the scythes for hands how he managed certain bathroom clean up activities... and getting an answer.

* Thinking I'd actually accomplished something the first time I rescued Fussionette after she'd been captured.

* The chant of "Us: One of" from the Rikti when I accidentally hit Secondary Mutation in the middle of battle and went Monkey.

* Offering to wrap the back of Statesman's head in tin foil just to "complete the look."

* Flirting with the "female" Praetorian Clockwork and getting the response: WHILE PERV.FLRT; CWK.TSK = GAG

* Doing seizure first aid by wedging something between their teeth the first time I saw a Ghoul die.

* While creating this post... looking at the emoticons at the bottom and realizing WHY the red frowny face was scowling. (consider where that thumb is about to go)

EDITED: Because I just played my Thugs/Thermal Mastermind for the first time since the 20.5 update.

* Every moment I spent buffing each individual member of my team prior to the AoE Buffs.

I would add...

* Being in an EPIC AV battle that is not going the heroes way, and some Controller throws a roll of pink insulation at him!!?? Really??? Oooooo, thats really gonna sting in a few days.

* When I got to wondering what Radiant Aura and Accelerated Metabolism must be doing to my teammates, let alone the radiation bombs I drop on the bad guys.

* When my imagination filled in the blanks on how Hamidon went from human to amoeba.

Awesome list as usual.

Oh, and...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steelclaw * The scene I caused at dinner when my wife served green Jell-O for dessert... after I'd spent all day in the Hive, fighting the Hamidon.

Fixed.

* The time I busted out laughing upon realizing the great leader of the world's premier villain organization is, in fact, a demigod with a bad spider fetish. While in conference with said demigod and his generals.

* The time I called Statesman a Nazi. Never compare a WWI veteran blessed with the power of Zeus with Adolf Hitler.

* The time I called Reichsman a Jew. Actually, no, that one was totally worth it.

* Watching the "Weeping Angels" episodes back-to-back the night before meeting a VIP. The meeting place was in a poorly-lit cathedral adorned with statues of angels. I'm not sure what blew the meeting; the army of Council ambushing us or my freaking out because NO ONE WAS LOOKING AT THE STATUES.

* Finishing that FREAKING HUGE bean burrito ten minutes before being awarded a medal by Statesman himself. Not sure if it was the gas or from laughing too hard, but for a moment I thought I'd killed Synapse.

* First time superjumping through Independence Port. "Hello Lusca... and hello Emegency Teleporter!"
* Standing up to my knees in Crap on like every third mission.

@Redcap

Great lmao

Finding out why Mr. NoPants was forced to include his laundry days on the super group's schedule.

* Three quarters of Dr. Quarterfield's missions.



No seriously ... the whole "fourth verse, same as the first" routine with his missions gets OLD after the first HOUR ...



* "Hey! There's a Nemesis Army guy hanging out on that balcony over there! I wonder if he wants to be friends with me?" <BOOM!> "Guess not ..." <cough> <cough>

* Why are these Hellions trying to break into ... A TREE?!?

It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...