Funny or just plain awkward moments in team chat
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ArcticFahx,
Posted on: 2011-05-15 15:11 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
MNP was playing "other game" while me and our supergroup (The WoIf Pack) were doing trials.
Someone in his guild was trying to help him kill some dragon and..."other woman" logged in to help and I heard him say:
"After we kill the dragon give the head to the old guy in the tent"
"Yes give him the head"
"You get gems"
"Yes 'go in the tent and give head for treasure'"
"Gems and gold"
"No not a pearl necklace"
"Why are you guys laughing?"
"Lisa what are you laughing ab...ohhh"
"AFK, dog on fire."
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Originally Posted by Flux_Vector
"AFK, dog on fire."
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It's the CAT that's on fire, and it really happened to my wife.
Long story short: Longhaired deaf cat who likes to wander around on my wife's computer desk while she's playing. This particular day she was burning a candle on the desk and he flicked his tail through it (he's very proud of his fluffy tail) and lit the end of his tail on fire.
Not realizing his tail was on fire, he wandered in front of her and she noticed the burning feline. Now, since the cat is deaf he had no idea why my wife suddenly tried to grab him and he took off across the room.
Sometime between noticing the burning cat and him taking off across the room she typed "afkcatsonfire" and didn't say anything else for about 5-10 minutes. When she got back she related what happened and I quite literally fell out of my chair laughing. He ran laps around the living room after he realized his tail was on fire, she finally doused him with a glass of water she had on the desk. It's a miracle he didn't burn the house down in his antics. The cat was okay, he just looked pretty silly for a couple months while his fur was growing back.
I was the only person on the team that actually believed her, and it may have been one of the other people on the team that shared it in the AFK excuses thread.
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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately. |
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Epic win.
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Originally Posted by ClawsandEffect
No no no.
It's the CAT that's on fire, and it really happened to my wife. Long story short: Longhaired deaf cat who likes to wander around on my wife's computer desk while she's playing. This particular day she was burning a candle on the desk and he flicked his tail through it (he's very proud of his fluffy tail) and lit the end of his tail on fire. Not realizing his tail was on fire, he wandered in front of her and she noticed the burning feline. Now, since the cat is deaf he had no idea why my wife suddenly tried to grab him and he took off across the room. Sometime between noticing the burning cat and him taking off across the room she typed "afkcatsonfire" and didn't say anything else for about 5-10 minutes. When she got back she related what happened and I quite literally fell out of my chair laughing. He ran laps around the living room after he realized his tail was on fire, she finally doused him with a glass of water she had on the desk. It's a miracle he didn't burn the house down in his antics. The cat was okay, he just looked pretty silly for a couple months while his fur was growing back. I was the only person on the team that actually believed her, and it may have been one of the other people on the team that shared it in the AFK excuses thread. |
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On a side note, I really expecting to hear this one from one of my friends (non-COH player) someday. Last year his mother got 2 long haired kittens. They were about full sized when I saw them on a visit. It blew my mind when I saw them jump up the kitchen counters and saunter across the stove. He said they do that all the time, even with the burners on!
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Originally Posted by ClawsandEffect
It's the CAT that's on fire
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Teams are the number one killer of soloists.
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And if the cat wasn't deaf, would he actually understand, "YOUR TAIL IS ON FIRE!"|
Originally Posted by ClawsandEffect
Now, since the cat is deaf he had no idea why my wife suddenly tried to grab him and he took off across the room.
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I was with the story except for this part. I call shenanigans.
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Originally Posted by Ironblade
And if the cat wasn't deaf, would he actually understand, "YOUR TAIL IS ON FIRE!"
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Originally Posted by flipside
I was with the story except for this part. I call shenanigans.
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The cat being deaf just meant that he was startled by my wife suddenly lunging at him. If you've ever encountered a deaf cat, you'd know that they are VERY skittish when startled because they can't hear things coming up behind them.
If he could hear, I'm sure yelling at him wouldn't have helped any, but he would have heard my wife move and wouldn't have been taken so off guard.
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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately. |
Oh, I believe it's a true story. I was just making a funny there.
I have a cat as well and, while she's not deaf, is extremely skittish due to my young son. She may know you are coming up on her, but it's not until you touch her that she jumps to the roof.
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This happened just last night on a rather fun and social BAF league I was leading on my Corr. A couple of people were commenting about choke points, leaking runners, etc.
Someone said "I don't leak" or something like that.
I followed it up with "Get pregnant, you will".
A lot of ewwws and lols followed.
Weirdest team convo I ever had was when a controller on our team was in labor. With a baby. While she was playing!
She was pretty mellow about it- this wasn't her first "alt", so to speak, and she knew if she went to the hospital with her contraction so far apart, they would probably just tell her to come back later. If she was lying, it was a virtuoso performance of subtle understatement. If we weren't constantly barraging her with questions, we might not have heard much about it.
Having seen my wife go through the process, I know labor can start pretty slow, and it can take hours and hours to get to the point doctors and a hospital need to be involved, but JEEEESH!
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Dead silence...
A team I was on decided to liven up an LGTF by speaking only in movie quotes. To take it one step further, key words were placed by the word "Rikti."
(Here comes Hro'Dtohz and friends)
"We got Rikti!"
"How many?"
"Uh, all of them, I think!"
(Just before Honoree shows up)
"Westley, what about the ROUSes?"
"Rikti of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist."
(Entering the first mission)
"Rikti... why'd it have to be Rikti?"
(Finding not only Penny Yin but a horde of Clockwork)
"These aren't the Rikti you're looking for..."
(The password to shut down any computer)
"Bah weep granna weep Riktibom..."
(Random combat)
"I'll get you, my Rikti, and your little dog, too!"
(Trying without success to find Dra'Gon and roaming around and around looking for him)
"I find your lack of Rikti... disturbing."
(Clearing out the generator room)
"I'm sick and tired of these Mother F***ing Rikti, on this Mother F***ing Server!"
(After finishing said cleaning)
"I see dead Rikti."
(Us vs any group of Rikti)
"Never go in against a Rikti when DEATH is on the line!"
(Here comes Hro'Dtohz)
"With great power comes great Rikti."
(yet again)
"One Rikti to rule them all
One Rikti to find them
One Rikti to bring them all
And in the war zone bind them"
(Ambush)
"RIKTI!!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
(starting the LGTF)
"One does not simply walk into the Rikti War Zone."
(entering the first mission)
"Speak, Rikti, and enter."
(chasing down various Rikti)
"This is my Rikti-wikti detector. Goes "ding" when there's stuff."
(finishing the LGTF)
"I love the smell of Rikti in the morning."
Keep in mind the LGTF went just about an hour and fifteen minutes. Unreal how long we were able to sustain this.
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Those were GREAT! The first literal 'laughed out loud' at something on the forums in a long while. Even a LGTF would be eagerly sought out (instead of the current eagerly avoided) with that quote fest to look forward to.|
Originally Posted by Dark_Respite
A team I was on decided to liven up an LGTF by speaking only in movie quotes. To take it one step further, key words were placed by the word "Rikti."
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Thank you for sharing!!
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One: Doctor Who quotes are always appropriate. |
Originally Posted by Dark_Respite
A team I was on decided to liven up an LGTF by speaking only in movie quotes. To take it one step further, key words were placed by the word "Rikti."
<snip> (chasing down various Rikti) "This is my Rikti-wikti detector. Goes "ding" when there's stuff." <snip> Keep in mind the LGTF went just about an hour and fifteen minutes. Unreal how long we were able to sustain this. Michelle aka Samuraiko/Dark_Respite |
Two: I'm surprised no one did "You want the Rikti? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RIKTI!"
And now I'm tempted to do one with just song titles. Or lyrics.
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Originally Posted by Back Alley Brawler
Did you just use "casual gamer" and "purpled-out warshade" in the same sentence?
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That one was there, too. Like I said, an hour and fifteen minutes. If I posted the whole transcript, it'd be nothing short of insanity.|
Originally Posted by ArcticFahx
One: Doctor Who quotes are always appropriate.
Two: I'm surprised no one did "You want the Rikti? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RIKTI!" And now I'm tempted to do one with just song titles. Or lyrics. |
Michelle
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Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
The official unofficial thread to share the funny things that happen in game. A little like the rude tells thread, only with funny stuff.
So, today my friend was playing an alien character who just recently arrived on Earth.
Somehow the convo got to "I will never eat hot dogs again."
(And I quote) "You eat overheating canines? You people truly are disgusting."
Goodbye. Not to the game, but the players. Goodbye. Everyone, remember to have fun. That's all I can say.